{"id":26988,"date":"2018-09-25T06:22:03","date_gmt":"2018-09-25T10:22:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=26988"},"modified":"2022-08-10T06:18:14","modified_gmt":"2022-08-10T10:18:14","slug":"benjerrys-new-make-congress-communist-ice-cream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=26988","title":{"rendered":"Ben&Jerry\u2019s new \u201cMake Congress Communist\u201d Ice Cream"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good day all. Vermont is a state of many flavors of moonbattyness. It\u2019s also the home of Ben&Jerry\u2019s ice cream. The two founders, Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield are well known as hard leftists.<\/p>\n

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They\u2019re also, like many hard leftists, stinking rich. They have long been known to push socialist ideas on others, (While maintaining their own wealth and privilege of course), usually by coming up with new flavors of their rather overpriced and mediocre ice cream. Now they are creating new CommuNazi flavors and planning on using the proceeds to \u201cTake back congress!\u201d Here are the details the Washington Times<\/b><\/a>:<\/p>\n

Ben Cohen<\/a> and Jerry Greenfield<\/a> of Ben & Jerry<\/a>\u2019s ice cream are teaming up with MoveOn.org to hold a contest for a new line of Democrat-inspired ice cream flavors. <\/b>The contest, announced Friday, will select the seven best ice cream flavors inspired by Democratic House challengers Jess King, Lauren Underwood, Aftab Pureval, J.D Scholten, Ammar Campa Najjar, Stephany Rose Spaulding and James Thompson. <\/b><\/p>\n

\u201cWe need a Democratic majority to check President Trump\u2019s unrestrained power,\u201d Mr. Cohen<\/a> and Mr. Greenfield<\/a> said in a press release<\/a> on MoveOn.org\u2019s website. \u201cAnd we also need to send progressive champions to Congress who will fix our health care system with Medicare for All, protect clean air and water, and get big money out of politics. <\/b><\/p>\n

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\u201cBut we need your help! We need to come up with seven amazing ice cream flavors (and flavor names) that not only taste great but also capture the essence of what each candidate stands for,\u201d they said. <\/b><\/p>\n

Well, never let it be said that I won\u2019t help out in a good cause. Here are my suggestions for those 7 new flavors.<\/p>\n

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  1. Commie Mommy<\/li>\n
  2. Triggered Treat<\/li>\n
  3. Socialist S\u2019mores<\/li>\n
  4. Fancy Nancy<\/li>\n
  5. Anti Semite Soros<\/li>\n
  6. Autocratic Apple<\/li>\n
  7. Totalitarian Taffy<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    All pints will come with a 50 percent surcharge and then you have to give it back to the store after you buy it.<\/p>\n

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    Yes, I shamelessly stole this from someone else. Actually, this is how socialism works, so I didn’t steal it, I just “Redistributed” the idea. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!<\/p>\n

    Thatisall<\/p>\n\"1\"2\"3\"4\"5 (1<\/strong> votes, average: 5.00<\/strong> out of 5)
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    ~The Angry Webmaster~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Good day all. Vermont is a state of many flavors of moonbattyness. It\u2019s also the home of Ben&Jerry\u2019s ice cream. 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