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In this case, we have a real Bonnie and Clyde couple. It seems these two blithering idiots were visiting the Kingdom of Thailand, got stinking drunk and then decided to decorate an ancient wall. It\u2019s not turning out very well for them. Here are the details from Fox News<\/b><\/a>:<\/p>\n Two tourists facing 10 years in jail for graffiti-tagging an ancient wall in Thailand say they were \u201cridiculously drunk\u201d when they pulled off the stunt. <\/b><\/p>\n Canadian Brittany Schneider, 22, and British man Lee Furlong, 23, were caught on CCTV on Thursday spray-painting a message on the wall of the 13th century Tha Pae Gate in Chiang Mai. <\/b><\/p>\n Mr Furlong had spray-painted the words \u201cScousse Lee,\u201d a misspelt reference to his home town of Liverpool, England, while Schneider had spray-painted a \u201cB.\u201d The pair was arrested and taken before a judge who warned they faced the prospect of 10 years in jail and a fine of more than $43,000 for defacing the wall. <\/b><\/p>\n These two numbskulls obviously thought, if they are even capable of that activity, that it would be the typical slap on the wrist and kicked out of the country. I hate to break it to these two criminal masterminds, but the Asian nations generally aren\u2019t to forgiving for things like this.<\/p>\n Schneider said she spent three nights in jail before being bailed out but was \u201cterrified\u201d as the pair waited to learn their fate.<\/strong><\/p>\n \u201cI\u2019m terrified for my life. I\u2019m so sorry for what I did, beyond sorry,\u201d she told The Canadian Press<\/a>. \u201cI\u2019m just so overwhelmed and just want to go home.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n Well, I don\u2019t think that\u2019s going to happen. In fact, I think you\u2019re going to discover the joys of imprisonment in a country where they flat out don\u2019t care about your rights after you\u2019ve been convicted. (Not that they generally care that much prior to the conviction either)<\/p>\n The story describes what these two morons did, and how they went back to their hostel to sleep off the booze. The next morning, they had a few visitors from the local constabulary seeking to gain new insights in just how stupid some people can be.<\/p>\n The pair went back to their hostel and went to sleep, but the next morning, she said she remembered what she did and felt \u201cso scared.\u201d Then a hostel staff member found her and said there was an issue downstairs.<\/strong><\/p>\n \u201cMy heart dropped. I knew,\u201d Schneider said. \u201cI walked downstairs, opened the door and there were like seven police officers standing there. <\/b><\/p>\n \u201cThey showed me a video and asked if it was me in the video spray-painting the wall. I said, \u2018Yes, it was me\u2019.\u201d <\/b><\/p>\n The first thing any real criminal does is deny everything and then shut their pie hole. But these two really didn\u2019t have any grounds to stand on, and they may have grown rather attached to their fingernails.<\/p>\n If found guilty, they face up to 10 years in jail and a fine of one million baht ($30,307). <\/b><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n