{"id":27391,"date":"2018-11-04T07:19:27","date_gmt":"2018-11-04T12:19:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=27391"},"modified":"2018-11-04T07:20:41","modified_gmt":"2018-11-04T12:20:41","slug":"house-of-cards-the-final-season","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=27391","title":{"rendered":"House of Cards, the final season"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hello everyone. This is the Angry Systems Administrator. I just found out that Netflix has released the final season of House of Cards. Normally, I would be terrified at what the Drunken idiot<\/em><\/del> Angry Webmaster would be doing this weekend.<\/p>\n

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However we managed to luck out this time. The Angry Webmaster is working this weekend at his Real World Job and won’t be able to turn the Anger Central Entertainment Complex into an EPA Superfund site.<\/p>\n

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For those of you who don’t know, the Angry Webmaster is a notorious binge watcher when it comes to Netflix or Amazon Prime. He has a habit of bolting the door to the Entertainment complex in the office and staying in there until he finishes whatever it is he’s watching.<\/p>\n

This usually means that he doesn’t come out for bathroom breaks. What he does do is bring a couple of buckets in with him to use when he has to “Take care of business.” Yes, it’s as bad as it sounds.<\/p>\n

He also brings in pizza, Chinese food and anything else he can get at the local take out places. He’s also not to careful when it comes to disposing of the leftovers and other trash. Since he tends to get caught up with the programs, it is very common for him to throw food items towards the screen. I don’t know whether it’s due to his lousy aim or if he does this intentionally, but about the only thing that he doesn’t hit is the TV screen.<\/p>\n

The horror comes when he’s completed his binge watching and unbolts the door and comes out. He also brings out new and original “aromas” with him. He also doesn’t bother to clean up after himself. He leaves that to me and the rest of the office staff.<\/p>\n

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Since he was forced to work this weekend, it gives me and the others time to properly prepare the entertainment complex. I have an order of rolls of plastic sheets due in tomorrow and I plan to cover every square inch of the complex with double layers. The tanker load of disinfectant is due Friday and I can use that to hose down the Blithering Idiot<\/em><\/del> Angry Webmaster as he comes out of the room. I have to tell you, he makes the Peanuts character, Pigpen, look like the model of personal hygiene.<\/p>\n

Thank you<\/p>\n\"1\"2\"3\"4\"5 (1<\/strong> votes, average: 5.00<\/strong> out of 5)
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~The Angry Systems Administrator~<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n