{"id":27513,"date":"2018-11-22T06:16:41","date_gmt":"2018-11-22T11:16:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=27513"},"modified":"2018-11-22T06:16:41","modified_gmt":"2018-11-22T11:16:41","slug":"happy-thanksgiving-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=27513","title":{"rendered":"Happy Thanksgiving 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Good day all, and Happy Thanksgiving! yes, once again it&#8217;s time for Americans to give thanks and indulge in the traditional American pastime of stuffing ourselves with roast turkey with all the fixings.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/Reagan_toasting.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-16344\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/Reagan_toasting-199x300.jpg?resize=199%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"199\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/Reagan_toasting.jpg?resize=199%2C300&amp;ssl=1 199w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/Reagan_toasting.jpg?resize=500%2C753&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/Reagan_toasting.jpg?w=597&amp;ssl=1 597w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 199px) 100vw, 199px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Of course, no one asked the turkey&#8217;s if they minded being slaughtered and devoured, but then, who cares? It&#8217;s their own fault that nature made them so tasty!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/drunk-turkey.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-19693\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/drunk-turkey-300x257.jpg?resize=300%2C257\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"257\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/drunk-turkey.jpg?resize=300%2C257&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/drunk-turkey.jpg?w=399&amp;ssl=1 399w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Of course, there are those who balk at eating a poor, defenseless member of the avian culture. for them, I have this load of horse manure.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/tofu-turkey.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5659\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/tofu-turkey-300x235.jpg?resize=300%2C235\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"235\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/tofu-turkey.jpg?resize=300%2C235&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/tofu-turkey.jpg?resize=150%2C117&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/tofu-turkey.jpg?w=315&amp;ssl=1 315w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yeah, I agree. If someone pushes me to try it, I will push that into the nearest trash receptacle, followed by pushing the purveyor of this disgrace right out the front door.<\/p>\n<p>Next comes the nightmare that is Black Friday. Thanks to President Trump&#8217;s hard work, people have money and a pent up desire to spend it. Me? I stupidly agreed to work Black Friday even though all U.S. offices are closed. 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