Keurig<\/a> K-cup coffee makers, but the thing is loader then an ACORN protest. (Although, unlike ACORN, it actually produces something useful)<\/p>\nMrs. Webmaster is still asleep and since she was working late last night I can’t use the machine. It will wake her up.<\/p>\n
This is what we get for buying a cheapo coffee maker. It doesn’t have the brains to know that there isn’t a pot in it and NOT start pouring coffee all over the place.<\/p>\n
So no coffee for me for at least 2 more hours. *snarl*<\/p>\n
I put the blame squarely on Barack Obama.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I have a coffee machine with a timer on it. I set it up the night before and fresh coffee awaits me when I awake.<\/p>\n
It doesn’t work to well when I forget to put the damn POT into the machine! \ud83d\ude1b Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[32,6],"tags":[33,6,15,34],"class_list":["post-276","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-humor","tag-coffee","tag-humor","tag-incompetence","tag-stupidity"],"views":1516,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":43856,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=43856","url_meta":{"origin":276,"position":0},"title":"Happiness is a brand new coffee maker","author":"Angry Systems Administrator","date":"November 2, 2024","format":false,"excerpt":"Hello everyone, this is the now happily caffeinated Angry Systems Administrator. 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