{"id":28696,"date":"2019-05-24T06:03:35","date_gmt":"2019-05-24T10:03:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=28696"},"modified":"2019-05-24T06:03:35","modified_gmt":"2019-05-24T10:03:35","slug":"alexandria-occasional-cortex-for-mayor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=28696","title":{"rendered":"Alexandria Occasional-Cortex for Mayor?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good day all. It seems that someone thinks that Alexandria Occasional-Cortex would be a wonderful successor to New York City\u2019s current mayor, Bill de Failure<\/i><\/span> Blasio.<\/p>\n

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De Blowhard is term limited, and is currently interviewing for a new job at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Currently, the hiring managers are examining his resume and they are not impressed. He\u2019ll probably be sent his \u201cThanks but no thanks\u201d rejection letter fairly soon. However, this does mean an opening in Manhattan, and the New York Sun has published<\/a> an \u201cEditorial\u201d recommending Occasional-Cortex. The Washington Times picked up the editorial and commented on it in their \u201cAre you kidding me?<\/b><\/a>\u201d section. Needless to say, I have to add my two cents to this.<\/p>\n

A new political calling has already been suggested for one New York Democrat who has only been on Capitol Hill for four months. <\/b><\/p>\n

\u201cMayor Ocasio-Cortez<\/a>?\u201d asks a New York Sun editorial. <\/b><\/p>\n

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The news organization has weighed out the chances that Rep. Alexandria-Ocasio-Cortez could one day be elected mayor of New York City, her home town. The publication suggests that the realities of Congress may lose their appeal for the lawmaker.<\/p>\n

\u201cThe fun Ms. Ocasio-Cortez is having could fade if \u2014 as is theoretically possible \u2014 the GOP regains the House in 2020. Then she\u2019d be faced with the interminable drudgery of being without seniority and in a minority. One can imagine that the prospect of a mayoral race would look attractive to the young firebrand with a, we don\u2019t mind saying, quick wit and taste for the limelight,\u201d the editorial said. <\/b><\/p>\n

The first problem with the Sun\u2019s plan is they are assuming that Alexandria Occasional-Cortex is going to win reelection. She barely won the seat in the first place, primarily due to low voter turnout. (Midterms are notorious for people ignoring them) She\u2019s also managed to piss off a lot of people in the CommuNazi party and they are probably going to put a primary challenger up against her. AOC\u2019s blinding stupidity doesn\u2019t help matters either.<\/p>\n

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Their suggestion comes at a time when New Yorker are not so happy with current Mayor Bill de Blasio, who is now running for president and has already left the Big Apple for the campaign trail. Mr. de Blasio is currently touring Iowa and South Carolina. <\/b><\/p>\n

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And speaking of blinding stupidity, Bill de Blasio, who likes to push the Sovietization of New York and the United States, is also a typical progressive elitist. He feels that the rules he wants to jam down everyone else\u2019s throat do not apply to him. He\u2019s done a great deal of damage to New York City, instead of trying to fix things. The New York public transportation system is collapsing due to incompetence and neglect. His chances of becoming President are about as good my winning the powerball 35 times in a row.<\/p>\n

The New York Post called his campaign a \u201cfarce\u201d while street protesters have chanted, \u201cCan\u2019t run the city, can\u2019t run the country\u201d in recent days. A recent Quinnipiac University poll found that 76% of New York voters do not approve of Mr. de Blasio\u2019s quest for the White House. <\/b><\/p>\n

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Meanwhile the New York Sun\u2019s editorial staff continues passing around the Crack pipe.<\/p>\n

Of course, it was quickly pointed out over dinner, running for mayor wouldn\u2019t be the only option for Ms. Ocasio-Cortez. She could conceivably try to stay relevant by trying to topple Senator Schumer. He is up for re-election at 2022. With passing years, and being trapped in the Senate minority, he has become more and more \u2014 to use Robert Musil\u2019s phrase \u2014 \u201ca man without qualities.\u201d <\/b><\/p>\n

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Schumer is a scumbag, of that there is no doubt. He\u2019s also a vicious little weasel and he won\u2019t hesitate to borrow some people from Felonia von Pantsuit\u2019s \u201cCrises Management Team.\u201d Then we would see a story regarding the late Alexandria Occasional-Cortex committing suicide by knifing herself in the back 5 times.<\/p>\n

The thing that struck us most at the dinner conversation was the unanimity of the view that the Republicans are without prospects in New York. It is a remarkable thing, given that the turnaround of New York City in the 1990s was engineered by, in Rudy Giuliani, a Republican and brought to its apex by, in Mayor Bloomberg at the time, a Republican-of-convenience. <\/b><\/p>\n

This is primarily due to New Yorkers being made up of blithering idiots. The only people living in the city are the super-rich 1 percent Progressives who are never affected by the idiot policies the push down on others, and the welfare deadbeats. No one else can afford to live in the city any longer, and have moved elsewhere.<\/p>\n

Then again, too, if Ms. Ocasio-Cortez were to run for mayor and the Republicans were to discover a high-spirited millennial with Republican principles to take her on, well, to quote the lottery, you never know. <\/b><\/p>\n

You mean someone who is young and unlike Alexandria Occasional-Cortex, has a brain in his or her head and isn\u2019t being investigated for campaign finance violations? There might be a few remaining in New York City. Of course, they\u2019re working at real jobs and are trying to be successful, unlike Progressive Liberal Democrats who despise success. Still, if the dimbulb ran and actually won, the damage she would do to the city might be just enough to force the rest of the county to wall it off.<\/p>\n

Insert escape from New York<\/p>\n

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