{"id":28806,"date":"2019-06-14T06:09:26","date_gmt":"2019-06-14T10:09:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=28806"},"modified":"2019-06-14T06:09:26","modified_gmt":"2019-06-14T10:09:26","slug":"stupid-criminal-welders-of-the-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=28806","title":{"rendered":"Stupid criminal welders of the week"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good day all. Once again we have some criminal masterminds demonstrating their brilliance. In this case, we have two evil geniuses trying to cut their way into an ATM.<\/p>\n

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Sadly, they made a slight miscalculation in their planning. Here are the details from Fox News<\/a><\/strong>:<\/p>\n

Two men who tried to use a blow torch to break<\/a> into<\/a> an ATM in Florida<\/a> “bungled the job” when they instead welded the machine’s hinges shut<\/a>. <\/b><\/p>\n

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The suspects tried to bust the machine open around 3:15 a.m. on The Boardwalk on Okaloosa Island<\/a> on Friday morning, officials<\/a> said. <\/b><\/p>\n

While one of the men was seen holding a crowbar and keeping watch, the other man took a blow torch to the ATM. <\/b><\/p>\n

But instead of cutting the machine open with the torch, the bumbling would-be thief welded the metal parts shut \u2014 and the pair left with nothing. <\/b><\/p>\n