Greetings all, It is I, the modest and charming Angry Webmaster. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
I was surfing the news this morning when I saw a poll on CNN<\/a>‘s site asking who was going to get the word cup?<\/p>\n The poll listed the following countries as possible host sites.<\/p>\n Now I was thinking, Why the hell is the United States being considered? I mean, come on, who the hell cares about a bunch of guys running around kicking a ball up and down a field? And when the finally manage to score, they run around some more and then start hugging and kissing each other on what a great play it was.<\/p>\n BLEAH!<\/p>\n As I recall, they just completed the World Cup in South Africa. All I remember of it was 80,000 Vuvuzela’s ((What is a Vuvuzela<\/a>?)) blasting out a B flat note and Top Gear’s ((Top Gear on the BBC<\/a>))\u00a0 Jeremy Clarkson<\/a> commenting on his Tequila binge.<\/p>\n Most Americans would rather listen to babies screeching then watch the World Cup. There’s a reason why we call it soccer. Because it’s easier to misspeak and call it sucker.<\/p>\n We prefer real sports, like American Football. Large powerful player slamming into each other, who don’t whine when they get a little boo boo when they fall down. If American Football isn’t on, then there’s it’s cousin, Rugby. Both of these are real sports with a good chance of injury.<\/p>\n If you watch professional soccer, you will see some of the worst acting this side of Plan 9 from outer space. The term “Drama Queen” was created to describe professional soccer players when they “Suffer an injury” usually to their hair styles.<\/p>\n Bunch of pansy-assed wimps if you ask me.<\/p>\n So, I’m going to put up my own poll on this question of where to hold the World Cup.<\/p>\n\n