{"id":3087,"date":"2010-12-12T18:40:20","date_gmt":"2010-12-12T23:40:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=3087"},"modified":"2010-12-12T18:40:31","modified_gmt":"2010-12-12T23:40:31","slug":"anger-central-christmas-carol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=3087","title":{"rendered":"Anger Central Christmas Carol"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Merry Christmas! Bleah.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t be bothered to\u00a0even\u00a0say &#8220;Bah, Humbug!&#8221; Christmas isn&#8217;t a big holiday for Anger Central. To put it bluntly, we hate it. I&#8217;m bad with regards to\u00a0Christmas, but the Angry Webmaster is far worse, He&#8217;s been known to put out reindeer jerky for Santa.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>With money being tight around here, no one is doing any shopping. Even the wonderful Mrs. Webmaster, who keeps us all in good Chinese food ((Rather then the crap pretending to be Chinese food in restaurants)), hates going out during the Christmas season.<\/p>\n<p>Still, I&#8217;m going to put up an old fashioned Christmas Carol for those of our fans who actually enjoy dealing with the moronic mobs in the malls.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/oWqBXrYaJRg\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>I hope you liked that!! \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>~The Angry Systems Administrator~<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<span id=\"wp-postratings-3087\" class=\"wp-postratings\" data-nonce=\"f54c0ebe6d\"><span class=\"wp-postratings-vote wp-postratings-scale wp-postratings-shape-star\" style=\"--wp-postratings-shape:url(data:image\/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns=%27http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg%27%20viewBox=%270%200%2024%2024%27%3E%3Cpath%20d=%27M12%202.4l2.95%205.98%206.6.96-4.77%204.65%201.12%206.57L12%2017.46l-5.9%203.1%201.12-6.57L2.45%209.34l6.6-.96z%27\/%3E%3C\/svg%3E)\" data-post-id=\"3087\" role=\"radiogroup\" aria-label=\"Rate this post\"><input type=\"radio\" id=\"wp-postratings-3087-5\" name=\"wp-postratings-3087\" value=\"5\" data-rating=\"5\" \/><label for=\"wp-postratings-3087-5\" style=\"--wp-postratings-step-fill:0%\"><i class=\"wp-postratings-item\"><\/i><span>5 Stars<\/span><\/label><input type=\"radio\" id=\"wp-postratings-3087-4\" name=\"wp-postratings-3087\" value=\"4\" data-rating=\"4\" \/><label for=\"wp-postratings-3087-4\" style=\"--wp-postratings-step-fill:0%\"><i class=\"wp-postratings-item\"><\/i><span>4 Stars<\/span><\/label><input type=\"radio\" id=\"wp-postratings-3087-3\" name=\"wp-postratings-3087\" value=\"3\" data-rating=\"3\" \/><label for=\"wp-postratings-3087-3\" style=\"--wp-postratings-step-fill:0%\"><i class=\"wp-postratings-item\"><\/i><span>3 Stars<\/span><\/label><input type=\"radio\" id=\"wp-postratings-3087-2\" name=\"wp-postratings-3087\" value=\"2\" data-rating=\"2\" \/><label for=\"wp-postratings-3087-2\" style=\"--wp-postratings-step-fill:0%\"><i class=\"wp-postratings-item\"><\/i><span>2 Stars<\/span><\/label><input type=\"radio\" id=\"wp-postratings-3087-1\" name=\"wp-postratings-3087\" value=\"1\" data-rating=\"1\" \/><label for=\"wp-postratings-3087-1\" style=\"--wp-postratings-step-fill:0%\"><i class=\"wp-postratings-item\"><\/i><span>1 Star<\/span><\/label><\/span> (<strong>2<\/strong> votes, average: <strong>0.00<\/strong> out of 5)<br \/><span class=\"wp-postratings-text\" id=\"wp-postratings-3087-text\"><\/span><\/span>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Merry Christmas! Bleah.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t be bothered to even say &#8220;Bah, Humbug!&#8221; Christmas isn&#8217;t a big holiday for Anger Central. To put it bluntly, we hate it. I&#8217;m bad with regards to Christmas, but the Angry Webmaster is far worse, He&#8217;s been know to put out reindeer jerky for Santa. <a href=\"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=3087\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_seo_schema_type":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,6],"tags":[4,6,31],"class_list":["post-3087","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-humor","tag-entertainment","tag-humor","tag-youtube"],"views":1624,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3174,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=3174","url_meta":{"origin":3087,"position":0},"title":"Merry Christmas To all","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"December 25, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"Merry Christmas from Anger Central","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Entertainment&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Entertainment","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=4"},"img":{"alt_text":"Merry Christmas from Santa's Trophy wife","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/biglizards.net\/Graphics\/ForegroundPix\/ChristmasBabe.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/biglizards.net\/Graphics\/ForegroundPix\/ChristmasBabe.jpg?resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/biglizards.net\/Graphics\/ForegroundPix\/ChristmasBabe.jpg?resize=525%2C300 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":5842,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=5842","url_meta":{"origin":3087,"position":1},"title":"Foamy the Squirrel&#8217;s annual Christmas message","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"December 12, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"Good morning all. 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