{"id":3131,"date":"2010-12-22T18:45:46","date_gmt":"2010-12-22T23:45:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=3131"},"modified":"2010-12-22T18:45:55","modified_gmt":"2010-12-22T23:45:55","slug":"achmed-the-dead-terrorists-sings-jingle-bombs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=3131","title":{"rendered":"Achmed the Dead Terrorists Sings Jingle Bombs!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the spirit of Christmas, we bring you Achmed the dead terrorist who, in the spirit of Christmas, (And Achmed is very close to the spirits), sings &#8220;Jingle Bombs&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/wskT6YfVB6E&amp;feature\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>We would like to thank the US Military for shooting Achmed so we could enjoy his great musical talant. We would also like to thank Guitar Guy for accompanying Achmed and Jeff Dunham for scratching Achmed&#8217;s hemorrhoids\u00a0all through the song. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>~The Angry Systems Administrator~<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<span id=\"post-ratings-3131\" class=\"post-ratings\" data-nonce=\"28cfe06646\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_3131_1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"1 Star\" title=\"1 Star\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(3131, 1, '1 Star');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_3131_2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"2 Stars\" title=\"2 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(3131, 2, '2 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_3131_3\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"3 Stars\" title=\"3 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(3131, 3, '3 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_3131_4\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"4 Stars\" title=\"4 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(3131, 4, '4 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_3131_5\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"5 Stars\" title=\"5 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(3131, 5, '5 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/> (<strong>1<\/strong> votes, average: <strong>1.00<\/strong> out of 5)<br \/><span class=\"post-ratings-text\" id=\"ratings_3131_text\"><\/span><\/span><span id=\"post-ratings-3131-loading\" class=\"post-ratings-loading\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/loading.gif?resize=16%2C16&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" class=\"post-ratings-image\" \/>Loading...<\/span>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the spirit of Christmas, we bring you Achmed the dead terrorist who, in the spirit of Christmas, (And Achmed is very close to the spirits), sings &#8220;Jingle Bombs&#8221; <a href=\"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=3131\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,6],"tags":[4,6,26,31],"class_list":["post-3131","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-humor","tag-entertainment","tag-humor","tag-terrorists","tag-youtube"],"views":1272,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":14173,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=14173","url_meta":{"origin":3131,"position":0},"title":"Now this is the how to teach a class!","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"February 10, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Yes, this is a post about an award winning instructor. 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