{"id":3189,"date":"2010-12-28T06:06:01","date_gmt":"2010-12-28T11:06:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=3189"},"modified":"2010-12-28T06:06:01","modified_gmt":"2010-12-28T11:06:01","slug":"instructional-video-a-zombie-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=3189","title":{"rendered":"Instructional Video, A Zombie Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Seasons greetings! (Christmas is over so you&#8217;re stuck with that now) I missed this little video, but since I have it now, I&#8217;m going to put it up. Better late then never I say&#8230;Unless the zombies have already eaten your brains that is. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/0UqEhUm2B_8\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Happy New year from Anger Central<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>~The Angry Webmaster~<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<span id=\"post-ratings-3189\" class=\"post-ratings\" data-nonce=\"9b160a30fd\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_3189_1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"1 Star\" title=\"1 Star\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(3189, 1, '1 Star');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_3189_2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"2 Stars\" title=\"2 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(3189, 2, '2 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_3189_3\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"3 Stars\" title=\"3 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(3189, 3, '3 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_3189_4\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"4 Stars\" title=\"4 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(3189, 4, '4 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_3189_5\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"5 Stars\" title=\"5 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(3189, 5, '5 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/> (<strong>2<\/strong> votes, average: <strong>1.00<\/strong> out of 5)<br \/><span class=\"post-ratings-text\" id=\"ratings_3189_text\"><\/span><\/span><span id=\"post-ratings-3189-loading\" class=\"post-ratings-loading\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/loading.gif?resize=16%2C16&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" class=\"post-ratings-image\" \/>Loading...<\/span>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seasons greetings! (Christmas is over so you&#8217;re stuck with that now) I missed this little video, but since I have it now, I&#8217;m going to put it up. Better late then never I say&#8230;Unless the zombies have already eaten your brains that is. \ud83d\ude09 <a href=\"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=3189\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[32,6],"tags":[6,31,76],"class_list":["post-3189","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-humor","tag-humor","tag-youtube","tag-zombies"],"views":1028,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":19849,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=19849","url_meta":{"origin":3189,"position":0},"title":"Politically Correct holidays SUCK!","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"December 14, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Seasons Greetings? 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