{"id":33012,"date":"2020-11-26T08:43:29","date_gmt":"2020-11-26T13:43:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=33012"},"modified":"2020-11-26T08:43:29","modified_gmt":"2020-11-26T13:43:29","slug":"thanksgiving-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=33012","title":{"rendered":"Thanksgiving 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Good day all. Today is Thanksgiving in America. Normally we would all be heading off to friends and families to cruelly devour the cooked corpses of Meleagris gallopavo, usually with cranberry sauce, sweet potatoes and gravy.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/people_eating_tasty_animals_hooded_sweatshirt.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-14961\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/people_eating_tasty_animals_hooded_sweatshirt-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/people_eating_tasty_animals_hooded_sweatshirt.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/people_eating_tasty_animals_hooded_sweatshirt.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/people_eating_tasty_animals_hooded_sweatshirt.jpg?w=460&amp;ssl=1 460w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>However, this year is different. Thanks to the Great Panicdemic of 2020, and the totalitarian power grabs by a number of governors, people are being told that visiting friends and relatives is now \u201cVERBOTEN!\u201d on pain of arrest. Of course, there are quite a few people who are telling their governors who are issuing these diktats to stuff them in the same place bread crumbs are stuffed in a turkey, sit on it and rotate.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter \" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.pinimg.com\/originals\/50\/64\/56\/5064563d244f57faf41c400e74b6cfd7.jpg?resize=371%2C208&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"371\" height=\"208\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I intend to visit my sister and all the others in my family as I do every year. I encourage you to do the same. It is that time of year when we put the summer behind us and get ready for winter, and the best way is to eat to much. The turkey\u2019s are getting ready as well.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/drunk-turkey.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-19693\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/drunk-turkey-300x257.jpg?resize=300%2C257\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"257\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/drunk-turkey.jpg?resize=300%2C257&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/drunk-turkey.jpg?w=399&amp;ssl=1 399w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Besides, people want to put up their Christmas decorations, and some, as usual, have started far to early.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter \" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.pinimg.com\/originals\/b1\/ab\/53\/b1ab53d0d951fc4d16e13144980b6212.jpg?resize=292%2C533&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"292\" height=\"533\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Thatisall<\/p>\n<span id=\"post-ratings-33012\" class=\"post-ratings\" data-nonce=\"a833935e41\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_33012_1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"1 Star\" title=\"1 Star\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(33012, 1, '1 Star');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(5, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_33012_2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"2 Stars\" title=\"2 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(33012, 2, '2 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(5, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_33012_3\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"3 Stars\" title=\"3 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(33012, 3, '3 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(5, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_33012_4\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"4 Stars\" title=\"4 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(33012, 4, '4 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(5, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_33012_5\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"5 Stars\" title=\"5 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(33012, 5, '5 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(5, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/> (<strong>2<\/strong> votes, average: <strong>5.00<\/strong> out of 5)<br \/><span class=\"post-ratings-text\" id=\"ratings_33012_text\"><\/span><\/span><span id=\"post-ratings-33012-loading\" class=\"post-ratings-loading\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/loading.gif?resize=16%2C16&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" class=\"post-ratings-image\" \/>Loading...<\/span>\n<p><i><b>~The Angry *burp* Webmaster~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\namzn_assoc_placement = \"adunit0\";\namzn_assoc_search_bar = \"true\";\namzn_assoc_tracking_id = \"angersentral\";\namzn_assoc_search_bar_position = \"bottom\";\namzn_assoc_ad_mode = \"search\";\namzn_assoc_ad_type = \"smart\";\namzn_assoc_marketplace = \"amazon\";\namzn_assoc_region = \"US\";\namzn_assoc_title = \"Shop Related Products\";\namzn_assoc_default_search_phrase = \"Thanksgiving turkey\";\namzn_assoc_default_category = \"All\";\namzn_assoc_linkid = \"032069950a76f47f1af677e6225ed221\";\namzn_assoc_rows = \"2\";\n<\/script><br \/>\n<script src=\"\/\/z-na.amazon-adsystem.com\/widgets\/onejs?MarketPlace=US\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good day all. Today is Thanksgiving in America. Normally we would all be heading off to friends and families to cruelly devour the cooked corpses of Meleagris gallopavo, usually with cranberry sauce, sweet potatoes and gravy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6,37,100,71,8,315,115,219,35],"tags":[11,125,127,12,40,222,17,377,90,101,8,413,34,314,27,483],"class_list":["post-33012","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-liberty-politics","category-moonbat","category-news-of-the-day","category-politics","category-precious-snowflakes","category-stupidity-crime","category-the-good-idea-fairy","category-tyranny","tag-america","tag-epic-fail","tag-fascism","tag-freedom","tag-general-housekeeping","tag-good-idea-fairy","tag-liberty","tag-maga","tag-moonbattery","tag-news","tag-politics","tag-progressives","tag-stupidity","tag-thanksgiving","tag-totalitarianism","tag-turkey"],"views":425,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":33055,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=33055","url_meta":{"origin":33012,"position":0},"title":"Thanksgiving may be over, but Fascist Governors are doubling down","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"December 4, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. 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