{"id":34933,"date":"2021-07-05T06:43:18","date_gmt":"2021-07-05T10:43:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=34933"},"modified":"2021-07-05T06:43:18","modified_gmt":"2021-07-05T10:43:18","slug":"kill-the-wabbit-kill-the-wabbit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=34933","title":{"rendered":"Kill the Wabbit, Kill the Wabbit!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good day all. We have a rabbit problem at the Anger Central Primary Dwelling. There are a bunch of the furry little Bugs Bunny wannabes tunneling on the property.<\/p>\n

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The little pests have tunneled under the Garage, and it looks like they might have undermined it. I didn\u2019t notice the tunnel until recently. I\u2019ve seen a bunch of these annoying pests on the front lawn, as well as in the back of the house. They do not fear humans.<\/p>\n

I have walked out and moved towards them and they just sit there and stare at me, daring me to do something about them. I would so much like to do something to them, something very fatal. Normally this would involve a Ruger 10\/22 rifle with a scope on it, however, due to the location of the Anger Central Primary Dwelling, this is not an option.<\/p>\n

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I finally had enough and ordered a trap from Amazon. It won\u2019t kill the \u201cLittle darlings\u201d though. It\u2019s a Havahart trap and is designed to trap animals like these damn rabbits alive. If\/when I start trapping them, I\u2019m going to take them to the river and drown them<\/i><\/span> a park or other open area and release them. Hopefully, there will be a nice flock of very hungry hawks or even a couple of eagles around, and they will decide that fresh rabbit would make the perfect dinner.<\/p>\n

This is the problem with living in a city. There are no natural predators around, and I can\u2019t use my preferred method of dealing with them. In the town I grew up in, we had lots of birds of prey around and a few coyotes. We did not have much of a rabbit or groundhog problem once they coyotes arrived. Sadly, they aren\u2019t going to come into a city. As for the Birds of Prey, the location of the Anger Central Primary Dwelling is such that a hawk or eagle swooping in won\u2019t work. There is a good chance they would get hurt.<\/p>\n

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She Who Must Be Obeyed has seen the rabbits, and I suspect she thought about cooking them. I don\u2019t think these rabbits would be good eating, and she really isn\u2019t interested in killing, gutting, skinning and carving them up. (She\u2019s rather picky about what she eats) If I start catching them, I\u2019ll look into keeping a running tally.<\/p>\n

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