{"id":3506,"date":"2011-02-26T06:32:44","date_gmt":"2011-02-26T11:32:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=3506"},"modified":"2011-02-26T06:32:44","modified_gmt":"2011-02-26T11:32:44","slug":"sick-as-a-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=3506","title":{"rendered":"Sick as a dog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is the Angry Systems Administrator&#8230;. AAACHOOO!! *COUGH* *COUGH* WHEEZE*<\/p>\n<p>In case the title and the subtle sneezes didn&#8217;t alert you, I&#8217;ve managed to catch a cold. I hate being sick. That twerp Webmaster is chortling over my suffering, but he&#8217;s going to get his! I&#8217;ve been\u00a0sneezing\u00a0all over his favorite keyboard. With a little luck, he should come down with plague, bird flu and Ebola. Then he can feel almost as miserable as I do.<\/p>\n<p>Now if you will excuse me, I&#8217;m going to crawl off and die somewhere.<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>~The Angry Systems Administrator~<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<span id=\"post-ratings-3506\" class=\"post-ratings\" data-nonce=\"3433f117d8\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_3506_1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"1 Star\" title=\"1 Star\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(3506, 1, '1 Star');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_3506_2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"2 Stars\" title=\"2 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(3506, 2, '2 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_3506_3\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"3 Stars\" title=\"3 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(3506, 3, '3 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_3506_4\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"4 Stars\" title=\"4 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(3506, 4, '4 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_3506_5\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"5 Stars\" title=\"5 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(3506, 5, '5 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/> (<strong>2<\/strong> votes, average: <strong>1.00<\/strong> out of 5)<br \/><span class=\"post-ratings-text\" id=\"ratings_3506_text\"><\/span><\/span><span id=\"post-ratings-3506-loading\" class=\"post-ratings-loading\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/loading.gif?resize=16%2C16&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" class=\"post-ratings-image\" \/>Loading...<\/span>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is the Angry Systems Administrator&#8230;. 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As the title suggests, I'm cleaning out the place and it's a mite dusty. I've been blowing out the\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;General&quot;","block_context":{"text":"General","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=32"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":22148,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=22148","url_meta":{"origin":3506,"position":2},"title":"Hillary Clinton says she\u2019s healthy enough","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"September 6, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. Over the weekend both Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton went to one campaign event after another. Trump did well, and Hillary did....not. It\u2019s no secret that the Cankled One is not a great campaigner, or honest, or capable of ever telling the truth. 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