{"id":35163,"date":"2021-08-10T14:15:53","date_gmt":"2021-08-10T18:15:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=35163"},"modified":"2021-08-10T14:15:53","modified_gmt":"2021-08-10T18:15:53","slug":"flaming-cuomo-would-be-homeless-if-he-is-removed-from-office","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=35163","title":{"rendered":"Flaming Cuomo would be homeless if he is removed from office"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good day all. As Govno Andrew Flaming Cuomo\u2019s political career circles the drain, someone thought to ask what he would do for a place to live. It seems that, other then the Governor\u2019s mansion, he doesn\u2019t have a home of his own.<\/p>\n

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Flaming Cuomo, being the flaming idiot that he is, apparently hasn\u2019t bothered to buy his own house, condo or rent an apartment. Obviously, he expects to be governor for life. Considering the current state of affairs, there is a good chance he will be out on the street in a few months. If that happens. He might literally end up in one of the homeless encampments in New York. Here is what Fox News has to say about things:<\/b><\/a><\/p>\n

Gov. Andrew Cuomo, who is widely expected to face impeachment proceedings that could get him tossed from office \u2014 and his lavish digs at the Executive Mansion in Albany \u2014 seemingly has no other place to call home.<\/b><\/p>\n

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He does not own any property in his name, according to available public records. His last private residence was the four-bedroom Mount Kisco abode he shared with his ex, Sandra Lee, which was in her name. Cuomo moved out in 2019, and Lee sold the Colonial she called Lily Pond in 2020 for $1.85 million.<\/b><\/p>\n

Well, I\u2019m sure he has loads of friends who will be happy to let him couch surf for a bit.<\/p>\n

Many of the embattled governor<\/a>\u2019s pals have abandoned him after Attorney General Letitia James released a report this week saying he sexually harassed current and former employees, but he does come from a close-knit and large family. <\/b><\/p>\n

I know! Maybe he can live in his brother\u2019s basement!<\/p>\n

Younger brother, Chris, the CNN anchor<\/a>, has a Hamptons retreat where he famously fled to the basement during a bout with COVID last year, even hosting his show from the cellar. He filmed his emergence for CNN, with footage showing him walking up the stairs in the family\u2019s $2.9 million Southampton home.<\/b><\/p>\n

Republican mayoral candidate Curtis Sliwa predicted Cuomo would go to his brother\u2019s place on the East End. <\/b><\/p>\n

“It will become like the Corleone compound in \u2018The Godfather,'” he said. “Everyone checked coming in. Only Friends. No foes.”<\/b><\/p>\n

I have a feeling that Govno Cuomo might not be to welcome by his brother, especially after he gets fired by CNN. I mean, what other job is Fredo Cuomo qualified for? Mopping floors? Tongue bathing cats? He might have to sell his place and move into a trailer park somewhere once this is all over.<\/p>\n

If the governor doesn\u2019t fancy living in the Hamptons, he could bunk at his 89-year-old year mother\u2019s apartment on Sutton Place South. The post-war building has river views, but lacks the grandeur of the Queen Anne style Executive Mansion, which dates to 1856.<\/b><\/p>\n

Somehow, I can\u2019t see Flaming Cuomo wanting to move back in with Mom after all this time. He has a couple of sisters as well, and while they do support him in his time of troubles, do they really want their brother hanging around all day in his boxers and a bathrobe?<\/p>\n

“Maybe he\u2019ll live underneath the Gov. Mario Bridge,” quipped Andrew Giuliani, referring to the former Tappan Zee span Cuomo insisted be renamed for his dad. “That could be a possibility.” <\/b><\/p>\n

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I think that the best place for the hopefully soon to be former governor of New York would be in the Attica Correctional Facility with a nice roommate who thinks that Flaming Cuomo has a \u201cPurty Mouth.\u201d Personally, I don\u2019t believe that flaming retard has even bothered to think about getting a realtor to help him find a place he can afford. Of course, after all the lawsuits and settlements, about all he will be able to afford will be a surplus World War Two pup tent.<\/p>\n

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