{"id":37048,"date":"2022-04-18T18:29:10","date_gmt":"2022-04-18T22:29:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=37048"},"modified":"2022-04-18T18:29:10","modified_gmt":"2022-04-18T22:29:10","slug":"if-a-bird-craps-on-biden-does-the-media-talk-about-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=37048","title":{"rendered":"If a bird craps on Biden, does the media talk about it?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Good day all. It seems that even the natural world has just about had it with President* Bumbles Dementia\u2019s so called policies. Recently, Dementia Joe was giving one of his carefully prepared speeches, which he promptly wandered away from, when a bird flying overhead decided to provide it\u2019s own personal opinion of the speech.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter \" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.pinimg.com\/originals\/43\/26\/fe\/4326fead9c6e94084d7636ad2993cc9e.jpg?resize=400%2C280&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"400\" height=\"280\" \/><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>That opinion was something we\u2019ve all wanted to do of course, but the Secret Service, when they weren\u2019t falling for honey traps laid out by hostile foreign governments, wold prevent us from doing. The bird decided enough was enough and crapped all over Dementia Joe Biden. Here is a video of it happening. (watch his left shoulder near the collar)<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"A Bird Appears To Poop On Joe Biden\u2019s Shoulder During His Speech In Iowa\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/5jfXvf6e4hs?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>As you would expect from the Communazi Propaganda Corps, very little, if anything, was mentioned to the masses. However, reports have come in that a suspect in the dastardly aerial bombing has been identified and captured.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter \" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.pinimg.com\/originals\/86\/c1\/d1\/86c1d1980559dc07e761de9772394254.jpg?resize=533%2C391&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"533\" height=\"391\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The suspect has been renditioned to the Guantanamo Bay black site for extreme interrogation and summery termination. No word on the ACLU offering to take the case, however, since a MAGA hat was found in the nest, I suspect that they will pass on representing the suspect.<\/p>\n<p>Thatisall<\/p>\n<span id=\"post-ratings-37048\" class=\"post-ratings\" data-nonce=\"bdde1aa1c8\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_37048_1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"1 Star\" title=\"1 Star\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(37048, 1, '1 Star');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(5, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_37048_2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"2 Stars\" title=\"2 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(37048, 2, '2 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(5, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_37048_3\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"3 Stars\" title=\"3 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(37048, 3, '3 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(5, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_37048_4\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"4 Stars\" title=\"4 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(37048, 4, '4 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(5, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_37048_5\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"5 Stars\" title=\"5 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(37048, 5, '5 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(5, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/> (<strong>2<\/strong> votes, average: <strong>5.00<\/strong> out of 5)<br \/><span class=\"post-ratings-text\" id=\"ratings_37048_text\"><\/span><\/span><span id=\"post-ratings-37048-loading\" class=\"post-ratings-loading\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/loading.gif?resize=16%2C16&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" class=\"post-ratings-image\" \/>Loading...<\/span>\n<p><i><b>~The Angry Webmaster~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\namzn_assoc_placement = \"adunit0\";\namzn_assoc_search_bar = \"true\";\namzn_assoc_tracking_id = \"angersentral\";\namzn_assoc_search_bar_position = \"bottom\";\namzn_assoc_ad_mode = \"search\";\namzn_assoc_ad_type = \"smart\";\namzn_assoc_marketplace = \"amazon\";\namzn_assoc_region = \"US\";\namzn_assoc_title = \"Shop Related Products\";\namzn_assoc_default_search_phrase = \"angry birds\";\namzn_assoc_default_category = \"All\";\namzn_assoc_linkid = \"a3074e7aa1346c42526fcff92aaed323\";\namzn_assoc_rows = \"2\";\n<\/script><br \/>\n<script src=\"\/\/z-na.amazon-adsystem.com\/widgets\/onejs?MarketPlace=US\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good day all. 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