{"id":37202,"date":"2022-05-11T13:05:05","date_gmt":"2022-05-11T17:05:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=37202"},"modified":"2022-05-11T13:05:05","modified_gmt":"2022-05-11T17:05:05","slug":"a-mans-guide-to-women-a-tutorial","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=37202","title":{"rendered":"A man\u2019s guide to women, a tutorial"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Good day all. It\u2019s time to step back from politics for a few minutes. I have found a video that will help men who are looking to meet the \u201cPerfect women.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/BOHICA.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-16367\" src=\"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/BOHICA-300x240.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/BOHICA-300x240.jpg 300w, https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/BOHICA.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve been lucky, however, many men have made poor decisions regarding the women they think will be the perfect mate. (See Johnny Depp) While I was looking for something else, I stumbled across this training video. As a public service to men everywhere, I present to you, Hot Crazy Matrix: Man&#8217;s Guide To Women.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Hot Crazy Matrix: Man&#039;s Guide To Women\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/incSwssUyp4?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Yes, I I know I\u2019m going to catch Hell from the Trigglypuffs of the world for this one. Guess what? They will prove my point.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/full-retard.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-18917\" src=\"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/full-retard-294x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"294\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/full-retard-294x300.jpg 294w, https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/full-retard-500x510.jpg 500w, https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/full-retard.jpg 584w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 294px) 100vw, 294px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Thatisall<\/p>\n<span id=\"wp-postratings-37202\" class=\"wp-postratings\" data-nonce=\"639504d5c0\"><span class=\"wp-postratings-vote wp-postratings-scale wp-postratings-shape-star\" style=\"--wp-postratings-shape:url(data:image\/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns=%27http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg%27%20viewBox=%270%200%2024%2024%27%3E%3Cpath%20d=%27M12%202.4l2.95%205.98%206.6.96-4.77%204.65%201.12%206.57L12%2017.46l-5.9%203.1%201.12-6.57L2.45%209.34l6.6-.96z%27\/%3E%3C\/svg%3E)\" data-post-id=\"37202\" role=\"radiogroup\" aria-label=\"Rate this post\"><input type=\"radio\" id=\"wp-postratings-37202-5\" name=\"wp-postratings-37202\" value=\"5\" data-rating=\"5\" \/><label for=\"wp-postratings-37202-5\" style=\"--wp-postratings-step-fill:100%\"><i class=\"wp-postratings-item\"><\/i><span>5 Stars<\/span><\/label><input type=\"radio\" id=\"wp-postratings-37202-4\" name=\"wp-postratings-37202\" value=\"4\" data-rating=\"4\" \/><label for=\"wp-postratings-37202-4\" style=\"--wp-postratings-step-fill:100%\"><i class=\"wp-postratings-item\"><\/i><span>4 Stars<\/span><\/label><input type=\"radio\" id=\"wp-postratings-37202-3\" name=\"wp-postratings-37202\" value=\"3\" data-rating=\"3\" \/><label for=\"wp-postratings-37202-3\" style=\"--wp-postratings-step-fill:100%\"><i class=\"wp-postratings-item\"><\/i><span>3 Stars<\/span><\/label><input type=\"radio\" id=\"wp-postratings-37202-2\" name=\"wp-postratings-37202\" value=\"2\" data-rating=\"2\" \/><label for=\"wp-postratings-37202-2\" style=\"--wp-postratings-step-fill:100%\"><i class=\"wp-postratings-item\"><\/i><span>2 Stars<\/span><\/label><input type=\"radio\" id=\"wp-postratings-37202-1\" name=\"wp-postratings-37202\" value=\"1\" data-rating=\"1\" \/><label for=\"wp-postratings-37202-1\" style=\"--wp-postratings-step-fill:100%\"><i class=\"wp-postratings-item\"><\/i><span>1 Star<\/span><\/label><\/span> (<strong>3<\/strong> votes, average: <strong>5.00<\/strong> out of 5)<br \/><span class=\"wp-postratings-text\" id=\"wp-postratings-37202-text\"><\/span><\/span>\n<p>~The Angry Webmaster~<br \/>\n(And no, SWMBO is not aware of this video. 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I have found a video that will help men who are looking to meet the \u201cPerfect women.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_seo_schema_type":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,32,6,135,62,115,219],"tags":[4,222,6,34],"class_list":["post-37202","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-general","category-humor","category-just-desserts","category-reviews","category-stupidity-crime","category-the-good-idea-fairy","tag-entertainment","tag-good-idea-fairy","tag-humor","tag-stupidity"],"views":452,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":19078,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=19078","url_meta":{"origin":37202,"position":0},"title":"Burning Man v Quiznos","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"September 14, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. 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