{"id":37992,"date":"2022-08-18T15:49:50","date_gmt":"2022-08-18T19:49:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=37992"},"modified":"2022-08-18T15:49:50","modified_gmt":"2022-08-18T19:49:50","slug":"jeffrey-toobin-leaving-cnn-to-spend-more-time-with-himself","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=37992","title":{"rendered":"Jeffrey Toobin leaving CNN to spend more time with himself"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good day all. First, I pretty much flat out plagiarized this subject line from Legal Insurrection<\/a>. Now that we have that out of the way, CNN\u2019s Legal analyst and Zoom porn star, Jeffrey Toobin has announced that he will be leaving CNN to spend more time pleasuring himself<\/p>\n

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First, I haven\u2019t watched CNN in decades, and never saw the former Zoom Porn star on the air. (For which I am eternally grateful) All I\u2019ve ever known about this useless git was his \u201cPerformance\u201d on a Zoom conference call. Now he is \u201cStepping down.\u201d (More like being pushed out by the new management) Here are the details from CNN Business<\/b><\/a>:<\/p>\n

Jeffrey Toobin said Friday that he will depart CNN, where he served most recently as chief legal analyst, putting an end to a 20-year run at the network in which he provided no-holds barred commentary and suffered a setback over a scandal in which he inadvertently exposed himself to co-workers on a video call. <\/b><\/p>\n

Somehow I think that the CNN writer might have chosen to use a different term then \u201cNo-holds barred\u201d considering what he was holding on to during the infamous Zoom call.<\/p>\n

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“Friends, I’ve decided that, after 20 years, I’m leaving [CNN] after my vacation,” Toobin wrote on Twitter. “Was great to spend my last day on air with pals Wolf [Blitzer], Anderson [Cooper] and Don [Lemon].” <\/b><\/p>\n