{"id":39138,"date":"2022-11-24T08:00:49","date_gmt":"2022-11-24T13:00:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=39138"},"modified":"2022-11-24T08:00:49","modified_gmt":"2022-11-24T13:00:49","slug":"happy-thanksgiving-2022","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=39138","title":{"rendered":"Happy Thanksgiving 2022"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Good day all. Today is Thanksgiving, and while there may not be a lot to give thanks for, most of us still have jobs, a roof over our heads and food, despite the best efforts of the Democrat Party. Now that we have the politics out of the way, here is some advice from a few experts on the preparation of the main ingredient for a proper Thanksgiving dinner.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter \" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.pinimg.com\/originals\/eb\/42\/c2\/eb42c26953a37b928b666015ca6fc266.png?resize=316%2C235&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"316\" height=\"235\" \/><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>The first thing you need to know is what take out restaurants will be open on Thanksgiving. Why do you need this information you ask? It\u2019s called being \u201cPrepared.\u201d Now, the first thing you must know is that you never, EVER take tips for cooking a turkey from <a href=\"https:\/\/www.daybydaycartoon.com\/about\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Day by Day\u2019s Samantha Owens<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.daybydaycartoon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/112018-1536x673.jpg?resize=640%2C280&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"640\" height=\"280\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.daybydaycartoon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/112218-1536x725.jpg?resize=640%2C302&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"640\" height=\"302\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Now there is an actual chef who has a video on how to cook a turkey.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"The Muppet Show. Swedish Chef - Rroasted Turkey (ep.4.08)\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/B-OFXUaMIv8?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Mmm, yeah. Well, if you must go that route, there is always\u2026<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/tofu-turkey.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5659\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/tofu-turkey-300x235.jpg?resize=300%2C235\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"235\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/tofu-turkey.jpg?resize=300%2C235&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/tofu-turkey.jpg?resize=150%2C117&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/tofu-turkey.jpg?w=315&amp;ssl=1 315w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ugh. I think I\u2019ll starve well, there is always going for Chinese takeout.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/eye-roll.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-18582\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/eye-roll-292x300.jpg?resize=292%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"292\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/eye-roll.jpg?resize=292%2C300&amp;ssl=1 292w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/eye-roll.jpg?w=300&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 292px) 100vw, 292px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Have a great thanksgiving one and all.<\/p>\n<p>Thatisall<\/p>\n<span id=\"post-ratings-39138\" class=\"post-ratings\" data-nonce=\"7027dc87be\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_39138_1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"1 Star\" title=\"1 Star\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(39138, 1, '1 Star');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(5, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_39138_2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"2 Stars\" title=\"2 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(39138, 2, '2 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(5, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_39138_3\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"3 Stars\" title=\"3 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(39138, 3, '3 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(5, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_39138_4\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"4 Stars\" title=\"4 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(39138, 4, '4 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(5, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_39138_5\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"5 Stars\" title=\"5 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(39138, 5, '5 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(5, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/> (<strong>2<\/strong> votes, average: <strong>5.00<\/strong> out of 5)<br \/><span class=\"post-ratings-text\" id=\"ratings_39138_text\"><\/span><\/span><span id=\"post-ratings-39138-loading\" class=\"post-ratings-loading\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/loading.gif?resize=16%2C16&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" class=\"post-ratings-image\" \/>Loading...<\/span>\n<p><i><b>~The Angry Webmaster~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\namzn_assoc_placement = \"adunit0\";\namzn_assoc_search_bar = \"true\";\namzn_assoc_tracking_id = \"angersentral\";\namzn_assoc_search_bar_position = \"bottom\";\namzn_assoc_ad_mode = \"search\";\namzn_assoc_ad_type = \"smart\";\namzn_assoc_marketplace = \"amazon\";\namzn_assoc_region = \"US\";\namzn_assoc_title = \"Shop Related Products\";\namzn_assoc_default_search_phrase = \"Thanksgiving\";\namzn_assoc_default_category = \"Grocery\";\namzn_assoc_linkid = \"ce329d473b25cdaa965b6c0a1b3bb0d6\";\namzn_assoc_rows = \"2\";\namzn_assoc_default_browse_node = \"16310101\";\n<\/script><br \/>\n<script src=\"\/\/z-na.amazon-adsystem.com\/widgets\/onejs?MarketPlace=US\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good day all. 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