I was born in one country, raised in another.\u00a0 My father was born in another country.\u00a0 I was not his only child.\u00a0 He fathered several children with numerous women.<\/p>\n
I became very close to my mother, as my father showed no interest in me.\u00a0 My mother died at an early age from cancer.<\/p>\n
Later in life, questions arose over my real name.
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\nMy birth records were sketchy and no one was able to produce a legitimate, reliable birth certificate.<\/p>\n
I grew up practicing one faith but converted to Christianity, as it was widely accepted in my country, but I practiced non-traditional beliefs and didn’t follow Christianity, except in the public eye under scrutiny.<\/p>\n
I worked and lived among lower-class people as a young adult, disguising myself as someone who really cared about them.\u00a0 That was before I decided it was time to get serious about my life and I embarked on a new career.<\/p>\n
I wrote a book about my struggles growing up.\u00a0 It was clear to those who read my memoirs that I had difficulties accepting that my father abandoned me as a child.<\/p>\n
I became active in local politics in my 30’s, then with help behind the scenes, I literally burst onto the scene as a candidate for national office in my 40s.\u00a0 They said I had a golden tongue and could talk anyone into anything.\u00a0 That reinforced my conceit.<\/p>\n
I had a virtually non-existent resume, little work history, and no experience in leading a single organization.\u00a0 Yet I was a powerful speaker and citizens were drawn to me as though I were a magnet and they were small roofing tacks.<\/p>\n
I drew incredibly large crowds during my public appearances. This bolstered my ego.<\/p>\n
At first, my political campaign focused on my country’s foreign policy.\u00a0 I was very critical of my country in the last war and seized every opportunity to bash my country.<\/p>\n
But what launched my rise to national prominence were my views on the country’s economy.\u00a0 I pretended to have a really good plan on how we could do better and every poor person would be fed and housed for free.<\/p>\n
I knew which group was responsible for getting us into this mess.\u00a0 It was the free market, banks and corporations.\u00a0 I decided to start making citizens hate them and if they were envious of others who did well, the plan was clinched tight.<\/p>\n
I called mine “A People’s Campaign” and that sounded good to all people.<\/p>\n
I was the surprise candidate because I emerged from outside the traditional path of politics and was able to gain widespread popular support.<\/p>\n
I knew that, if I merely offered the people “hope”, together we could change our country and the world.<\/p>\n
So, I started to make my speeches sound like they were on behalf of the downtrodden, poor, and ignorant, to include “persecuted minorities” like the Jews.\u00a0 My true views were not widely known and I needed to keep them unknown, until after I became my nation’s leader.<\/p>\n
I had to carefully guard reality, as anyone could have easily found out what I really believed, if they had simply read my writings and examined those people I associated with.<\/p>\n
I’m glad they didn’t.\u00a0 Then I became the most powerful man in the world.\u00a0 And the world learned the truth.<\/p>\n
*Who am I?*<\/p>\n
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I am ADOLF HITLER<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n WHO WERE YOU THINKING OF?<\/p>\n Scary, isn’t it?<\/p>\n This was sent to the Angry Webmaster by a friend. I suspect it’s been floating around the interwebtubes for a while now.<\/p>\n ~The Angry Webmaster~<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n [yasr_visitor_votes size=”large”]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I was born in one country, raised in another. My father was born in another country. I was not his only child. He fathered several children with numerous women.<\/p>\n I became very close to my mother, as my father showed no interest in me. My mother died at an early age from cancer.<\/p>\n Later in life, questions arose over my real name. Continue reading