{"id":40422,"date":"2023-05-27T07:56:54","date_gmt":"2023-05-27T11:56:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=40422"},"modified":"2023-05-27T07:56:54","modified_gmt":"2023-05-27T11:56:54","slug":"when-bailing-out-car-thieves-dont-show-up-in-a-stolen-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=40422","title":{"rendered":"When bailing out car thieves, don\u2019t show up in a stolen car"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Good day all. I haven\u2019t done a \u201cStupid criminal of the week\u201d story, unless you\u2019re looking at the posts on the Biden Crime Family. However, I saw this one and just had to write about it.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Stupid-Criminal.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-19769\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Stupid-Criminal-300x289.jpg?resize=300%2C289\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"289\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>This story takes place in Maryland. Police had arrested several teenagers for Grand Theft Auto. They went through the usual processing and called their \u201cGuardian\u201d to come pick them up. This is when the stupidity bubbled to the top. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/us\/maryland-guardian-arrives-stolen-vehicle-take-custody-teens-arrested-auto-theft-police-say?utm_source=pocket_saves\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"noopener\"><b>Here are the details from Fox News<\/b><\/a>:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><b><a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/category\/us\/us-regions\/northeast\/maryland\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Maryland police<\/a> said the guardian of four teens arrested for auto theft last week arrived to pick them up in a stolen vehicle. <\/b><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/eyerolll-brain.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-39293\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/eyerolll-brain.jpg?resize=290%2C295\" alt=\"\" width=\"290\" height=\"295\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The first part of the Fox story deals with the pursuit and capture of the four teens and goes over their little crime spree. Then the teens called their guardian who arrived to bail them out.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><b>Police said a female guardian was set to pick up the four juveniles, but the guardian and two other females arrived in what appeared to be another stolen vehicle, which left after the three women were dropped off at the police station. <\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><b>Officers located the vehicle on a nearby street, which reportedly had a broken back window and steering column damage. When the officer ordered everyone out of the vehicle, the driver fled, nearly hitting one of the officers. All the occupants got out of the vehicle after the driver drove a short distance, and it was determined the vehicle was stolen from another jurisdiction. <\/b><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/totally-shocked.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-22809\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/totally-shocked-300x200.jpg?resize=300%2C200\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/totally-shocked.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/totally-shocked.jpg?w=400&amp;ssl=1 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The Fox story names all those they can, (Several were juvenile delinquents and couldn\u2019t be named), and this bunch is a group crime spree. It looks like most of these criminals made bail, so I\u2019m sure we can expect them to be picked up again for additional crimes. All the indications I see in this story is that collectively, this bunch would lose a battle of wits with a house fly.<\/p>\n<p>Now they will all go to court where the Soros DA, (Actually, I have no idea of the local District Attorney is one of Soro\u2019s minions or not), will simply drop the charges to misdemeanors and then the Woke Judge will make them pay a $5 dollar fine and send them on their way. Do I sound a little to cynical? Gee, I wonder why?<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.pinimg.com\/originals\/d1\/35\/1a\/d1351a956bcdd220bafb3768d4436f0a.jpg?resize=400%2C283&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"400\" height=\"283\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Frankly, it\u2019s time to start treating morons and idiots like these as harshly as we can under the constitution and the law. They should all get to spend a few years learning a trade in the gravel making industry. I don\u2019t think they would have any intellectual challenges when it comes to making little rocks out of big ones. Anyone stupid enough to show up at a police station to bail out car thieves in a stolen car is to stupid to be let out without adult supervision&#8230;Or at all.<\/p>\n<p>Thatisall<\/p>\n<span id=\"post-ratings-40422\" class=\"post-ratings\" data-nonce=\"be1d0a3cb6\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_40422_1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"1 Star\" title=\"1 Star\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(40422, 1, '1 Star');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(5, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_40422_2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"2 Stars\" title=\"2 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(40422, 2, '2 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(5, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_40422_3\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"3 Stars\" title=\"3 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(40422, 3, '3 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(5, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_40422_4\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"4 Stars\" title=\"4 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(40422, 4, '4 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(5, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_40422_5\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"5 Stars\" title=\"5 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(40422, 5, '5 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(5, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/> (<strong>3<\/strong> votes, average: <strong>5.00<\/strong> out of 5)<br \/><span class=\"post-ratings-text\" id=\"ratings_40422_text\"><\/span><\/span><span id=\"post-ratings-40422-loading\" class=\"post-ratings-loading\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/loading.gif?resize=16%2C16&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" class=\"post-ratings-image\" \/>Loading...<\/span>\n<p><i><b>~The Angry Webmaster~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\namzn_assoc_placement = \"adunit0\";\namzn_assoc_search_bar = \"true\";\namzn_assoc_tracking_id = \"angersentral\";\namzn_assoc_search_bar_position = \"top\";\namzn_assoc_ad_mode = \"search\";\namzn_assoc_ad_type = \"smart\";\namzn_assoc_marketplace = \"amazon\";\namzn_assoc_region = \"US\";\namzn_assoc_title = \"Shop Related Products\";\namzn_assoc_default_search_phrase = \"grand theft auto\";\namzn_assoc_default_category = \"All\";\namzn_assoc_linkid = \"ca91c18015e836d5918d9450b7824a9c\";\namzn_assoc_rows = \"2\";\n<\/script><br \/>\n<script src=\"\/\/z-na.amazon-adsystem.com\/widgets\/onejs?MarketPlace=US\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good day all. I haven\u2019t done a \u201cStupid criminal of the week\u201d story, unless you\u2019re looking at the posts on the Biden Crime Family. 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