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Recently a packet of Cocaine was found in the most secure location outside of a nuclear weapons site, the White House. When the story broke, people immediately jumped to the conclusion that the Coke belonged to Hunter, \u201cHoovernose\u201d Biden. (He is the First Junkie after all) As soon as the story broke things took an interesting turn. Now the Secret Service has closed the investigation saying they can\u2019t identify who the Coke belonged to. Here are some of the laughable details from Fox News<\/b><\/a>:<\/p>\n The Secret Service announced Thursday that it has closed its investigation into the cocaine found at the White House earlier this month and said it is “not able” to “single out a person of interest” because of a lack of physical evidence. <\/b><\/p>\n In a statement Thursday, after briefing members of Congress on the matter, the Secret Service said the cocaine was found on July 2 “inside a receptacle used to temporarily store electronic and personal devices prior to entering the West Wing.” <\/b><\/p>\n When the story first came out, the location that the cocaine was found in kept changing. Now they are saying it was found in an area that is under heavy physical and video surveillance and they can\u2019t figure out who it belongs to? I\u2019m not buying that and neither is Congress.<\/p>\n The Secret Service said it has been investigating “how this item entered the White House,” including a “methodical review of security systems and protocols.” <\/b><\/p>\n “This review included a backwards examination that spanned several days prior to the discovery of the substance and developed an index of several hundred individuals who may have accessed the area where the substance was found,” the Secret Service said. It said investigators developed “a pool of known persons for comparison of forensic evidence gleaned from the FBI\u2019s analysis of the substance’s packaging.” <\/b><\/p>\n The Secret Service said it received the FBI’s lab results on Wednesday, and said the effort “did not develop latent fingerprints and insufficient DNA was present for investigative comparisons.” <\/b><\/p>\n It\u2019s possible they weren\u2019t able to pull prints from the package, however, what about all the cameras that are in that area? Were they all broken?<\/p>\n “There was no surveillance video footage found that provided investigative leads or any other means for investigators to identify who may have deposited the found substance in this area,” the Secret Service continued. “Without physical evidence, the investigation will not be able to single out a person of interest from the hundreds of individuals who passed through the vestibule where the cocaine was discovered.” <\/b><\/p>\n It was at this point the Secret Service closed down the investigation. Congress was briefed on this complete failure by the Secret Service, with Representative Lauren Boebert asking a few very interesting questions.<\/p>\n Rep. Lauren Boebert, R-Colo., told Fox News Digital that, during the briefing, she inquired about specific security measures in place for the lockers where the cocaine was found. Boebert said the Secret Service admitted that the key to the locker in question “is missing.”\u00a0 <\/b><\/p>\n “There are 182 lockers in that foyer and currently… locker number 50 where the cocaine was found, that key is missing,” Boebert said. “There were more than 500 people who went through the West Wing during the weekend of when this substance was found, when the cocaine was found in the White House, and none of those people who have come through are classified as suspects.”\u00a0 <\/b><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n