{"id":40908,"date":"2023-07-29T11:27:19","date_gmt":"2023-07-29T15:27:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=40908"},"modified":"2023-07-29T11:27:19","modified_gmt":"2023-07-29T15:27:19","slug":"biden-now-boarding-air-force-one-using-the-childrens-stairs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=40908","title":{"rendered":"Biden now boarding Air Force One using the children\u2019s stairs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Good day all. The mental and physical degradation of the worst president* in American history continues. Joe Biden, who holds the record for the most falls on the stairs into Air Force One, and is known to get lost walking off stage, is now reduced to using the \u201cLower Stairs.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter \" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.pinimg.com\/originals\/3e\/d7\/d1\/3ed7d18a219dd59488c078f256abb2a3.jpg?resize=472%2C269&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"472\" height=\"269\" \/><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Joe Biden, who was never the sharpest tool in the shed, has been slipping and sliding his way around Air Force One since he was installed into office. It\u2019s become a running, and very humiliating joke for the United States as people bet on how many steps Biden will manage before he falls flat on his face. Now, in order to try and mitigate one area of epic Biden Failure, Dementia Joe will now be using the Children\u2019s entrance into Air Force One. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/media\/biden-using-lower-stairs-air-force-one-avoid-embarrassing-tripping-incidents-report\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><b>Here are the details from Fox News<\/b><\/a>:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><b>President Biden is reportedly using &#8220;lower stairs&#8221; in Air Force One to avoid <a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/politics\/biden-stumbles-falls-while-boarding-air-force-one\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">tripping incidents,<\/a> Politico reported Wednesday, noting an &#8220;intentional shift&#8221; in an effort to make presidential travel easier. <\/b><b>Politico reported that two of Biden&#8217;s advisers &#8220;privately acknowledged an intentional shift to steer the 80-year-old president to the lower stairs more often to make his travel easier and limit the possibility for missteps.&#8221; <\/b><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/seen-coming.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-22259\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/seen-coming-242x300.jpg?resize=242%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"242\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/seen-coming.jpg?resize=242%2C300&amp;ssl=1 242w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/seen-coming.jpg?w=400&amp;ssl=1 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 242px) 100vw, 242px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It gets better. Now they are taking hints from the Senatorial Vegetable, John Fetterman. (Squash-PA)<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><b>The outlet also highlighted the president was wearing sneakers as opposed to dress shoes recently.\u00a0 <\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><b>&#8220;The sneakers are another concession to comfort necessitated by age,&#8221; Politico reported. &#8220;One person close to the president said Biden used to always resist wearing anything other than dress shoes, believing that any other footwear look was unpresidential. But he has eased up on that stance in recent months.&#8221; <\/b><\/p>\n<p>Eased up? More like Herr Dokter Jill flat out ordered him to wear sneakers. Of course, her style of dress has been questioned as well. She does seem to prefer \u201cStreetwalker chic.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><b><a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/politics\/biden-trips-going-air-force-one-steps-again-second-time-two-weeks\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Biden has tripped<\/a> multiple times walking up the stairs of Air Force One.\u00a0 <\/b><\/p>\n<p>I suspect part of the problem is that he\u2019s in a hurry to board the plane for several reasons. He may be feeling the need to change <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Depend-Incontinence-Underwear-Absorbency-Packaging\/dp\/B01N6J36E6?keywords=depends+underwear+for+men&amp;qid=1690113544&amp;rdc=1&amp;sprefix=depends%2Caps%2C101&amp;sr=8-1-spons&amp;sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9hdGY&amp;psc=1&amp;linkCode=ll1&amp;tag=angersentral&amp;linkId=0e62152049ce8afbc12f917ddaf83a10&amp;language=en_US&amp;ref_=as_li_ss_tl\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">his Depends<\/a>. The next episode of Matlock is about to start or he\u2019s anticipating a chance to sniff an 11 year old\u2019s hair. Since he\u2019s in a hurry and, as usual, not paying attention, he misjudges the steps and faceplants.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><b>The outlet reported that the president&#8217;s aides were doing everything they can to &#8220;limit situations where any signs of physical frailty might be on heightened display.&#8221; <\/b><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.pinimg.com\/originals\/5b\/ff\/99\/5bff997110e9330b2c9d29dd45e8d5f1.gif?resize=498%2C278&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"498\" height=\"278\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The general comments on that, limiting the signs of frailty can be summed up with two words. \u201cTo Late!\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><b>Voters, Democrats and even President Biden&#8217;s aides have expressed concern for the president&#8217;s age and his ability to serve a second term as he campaigns for 2024 re-election.\u00a0 <\/b><\/p>\n<p>It isn\u2019t so much his age as his mental state. He\u2019s gone from his normal \u201cStupid corrupt idiot\u201d to \u201cEscapee from the Alzheimer\u2019s ward.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><b><a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/politics\/biden-touts-82-year-old-age-2024-benefit-know-more-vast-majority-people\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The president has touted<\/a> his age as an advantage and told MSNBC in an interview in May that he knows &#8220;more than the vast majority of people.&#8221; <\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><b>&#8220;Because I have acquired a hell of a lot of wisdom,&#8221; Biden said. &#8220;I know more than the vast majority of people. I\u2019m more experienced than anybody who has ever run for the office and I think I&#8217;ve proven myself to be honorable as well as also effective.&#8221; <\/b><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/47a6ed12ee11a1725b20dbf7da4f958c.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-40182\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/47a6ed12ee11a1725b20dbf7da4f958c-300x200.jpg?resize=300%2C200\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/47a6ed12ee11a1725b20dbf7da4f958c.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/47a6ed12ee11a1725b20dbf7da4f958c.jpg?w=500&amp;ssl=1 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Biden has never been honorable or effective, unless it was soliciting bribes and selling his office to the highest bidder, foreign and domestic. In any case, the next step for the Senile Pedophile, once he starts slipping and falling on the kiddie steps, will be requesting funding from Congress to install a stair lift on Air Force One. Then he can ride up to the main door waving to all the people with his patented stupid grin on his face.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.pinimg.com\/originals\/6e\/65\/74\/6e6574d18d4b6ff13015ff413c6d9f28.png?resize=429%2C317&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"429\" height=\"317\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Thatisall<\/p>\n<span id=\"post-ratings-40908\" class=\"post-ratings\" data-nonce=\"b69bb8ccdd\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_40908_1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"1 Star\" title=\"1 Star\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(40908, 1, '1 Star');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(5, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_40908_2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"2 Stars\" title=\"2 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(40908, 2, '2 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(5, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; 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The mental and physical degradation of the worst president* in American history continues. Joe Biden, who holds the record for the most falls on the stairs into Air Force One, and is known to get lost walking &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=40908\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[135,100,71,315,115,219],"tags":[1233,94,662,4,886,222,6,15,90,101,110,35],"class_list":["post-40908","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-just-desserts","category-moonbat","category-news-of-the-day","category-precious-snowflakes","category-stupidity-crime","category-the-good-idea-fairy","tag-bidengate","tag-chump-of-the-week","tag-dementia-joe","tag-entertainment","tag-epic-biden-fail","tag-good-idea-fairy","tag-humor","tag-incompetence","tag-moonbattery","tag-news","tag-scoamf","tag-tyranny"],"views":331,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":41455,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=41455","url_meta":{"origin":40908,"position":0},"title":"Joe vs The Stairs, a rematch","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"October 18, 2023","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. 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No, today is another day ending in a \u201cY\u201d and once again, Bumblefart Biden has fallen down the Airforce One stairs and can\u2019t get up. Bumbles Biden is constantly falling\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;General&quot;","block_context":{"text":"General","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=32"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.pinimg.com\/originals\/3e\/d7\/d1\/3ed7d18a219dd59488c078f256abb2a3.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.pinimg.com\/originals\/3e\/d7\/d1\/3ed7d18a219dd59488c078f256abb2a3.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.pinimg.com\/originals\/3e\/d7\/d1\/3ed7d18a219dd59488c078f256abb2a3.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":39821,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=39821","url_meta":{"origin":40908,"position":2},"title":"President* Doofus Biden arrives in Ukraine to visit his money","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"February 20, 2023","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. This is a breaking story. It seems that President* Joe Bumbles Dementia Biden is currently in the Ukraine. Obviously, this wasn\u2019t announced for security reasons, (Although I suspect that Putin was informed ahead of time) This is a breaking story, so details are a bit sketchy. Here\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Moonbat&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Moonbat","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=100"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/shocked-face-300x225.png?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":44208,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=44208","url_meta":{"origin":40908,"position":3},"title":"The question of who has actually been running things is finally being asked","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"January 3, 2025","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. Back in 2020 when that senile crook, Joe Biden, announced he was running for president, many people asked why. 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