{"id":42049,"date":"2024-01-11T15:05:22","date_gmt":"2024-01-11T20:05:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=42049"},"modified":"2024-01-11T15:05:22","modified_gmt":"2024-01-11T20:05:22","slug":"and-thats-all-she-wrote-for-eater-of-donuts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=42049","title":{"rendered":"And that\u2019s all she wrote for Eater of Donuts"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good day all. Yesterday, January 10th<\/sup> 2024, Chris Christie, aka Eater of Donuts, announced that he was \u201cSuspending his Campaign. This is a nice way of saying that he has run out of money and has finally figured out that he has no chance of winning the Republican nomination. Christie never went over 12% in the polls in New Hampshire, where he as been spending most of his time and money, mostly at every single Dunkin Donuts shop<\/a> in the state.<\/p>\n

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Christie, in his usual manner, shot his mouth off regarding one of the other two doomed candidates, Nikki Haley. According to Fox News<\/b><\/a>:<\/p>\n

Former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie<\/a> on Wednesday suspended his campaign for president. <\/b>And as he made his announcement and in a hot mic moment prior to his speech, Christie took a couple of shots at rival Nikki Haley, saying she would get “smoked.” <\/b><\/p>\n

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Well, he isn\u2019t wrong. Haley is showing that she\u2019s about as Republican as Joe Biden.<\/p>\n

In ending his White House bid, Christie said “I know, and I can see from some of the faces here that I’m disappointing some people by doing this. People who believe in our message and believe in what we’ve been doing.” <\/b><\/p>\n

That would be his paid staffers and the owners of every Dunkin Donuts and Krispy Kreme donut shop in New Hampshire. For everyone else? Not so much. Now the Jersey Whale is waddling his way back whence he came, the Progressive Wasteland known as New Jersey.<\/p>\n

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