{"id":43798,"date":"2024-10-20T09:09:50","date_gmt":"2024-10-20T13:09:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=43798"},"modified":"2024-10-20T17:14:58","modified_gmt":"2024-10-20T21:14:58","slug":"omg-this-is-horrible-its-the-end-of-everything","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=43798","title":{"rendered":"OMG!! This is horrible! It\u2019s the end of everything!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hello, this is the Angry and caffeine starved Systems Administrator. Yes, you read that correctly. Caffeine starved. The Anger Central coffee maker has suffered a fatal injury. It has been mortally wounded. It will not be down for breakfast.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Coffeemaker_gone.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-7912\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Coffeemaker_gone.jpg?resize=470%2C313&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"470\" height=\"313\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Coffeemaker_gone.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Coffeemaker_gone.jpg?resize=150%2C100&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Coffeemaker_gone.jpg?resize=400%2C266&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Coffeemaker_gone.jpg?w=842&amp;ssl=1 842w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 470px) 100vw, 470px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>What horror has befallen that must important of systems in the Anger Central Data Center? There is a crack in the coffee pot!<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"NO GOD! PLEASE NO!!! NOOOOOOOOOO\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/umDr0mPuyQc?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I went in to the Anger Central Food Preparation Center to place the industrial sized coffee pot into the machine when I saw what looked like a piece of detritus near the bottom of the pot. When I went to wipe it off with my finger, I felt a roughness that wasn\u2019t raised as you would expect if this was just some piece of dried material. It felt like a chip in the glass.<\/p>\n<p>I looked more closely and then I saw it! It wasn\u2019t a small chip, it was a crack. I felt inside the coffee pot and that crack went right through!<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"The Horror (Marlon Brando) Apocalypse Now\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/VKcAYMb5uk4?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Needless to say, panic set in immediately. We don\u2019t have a spare coffee pot of the correct size, (Thanks to the ever so stingy Angry Accountant), and I was momentarily at a loss of what to do. My first thought was, of course, duct tape as a temporary fix. I discarded that right away due to the issues of heat. I then put some water into the pot to see if it leaked, Praise all the higher beings, it didn\u2019t leak!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/snoopy-happy-dance.jpeg.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-14638\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/snoopy-happy-dance.jpeg.jpg?resize=236%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"236\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/snoopy-happy-dance.jpeg.jpg?resize=236%2C300&amp;ssl=1 236w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/snoopy-happy-dance.jpeg.jpg?w=300&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 236px) 100vw, 236px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I have been able to get my coffee fix for the day without the need to travel to the local Dunkin Donuts. (Adequate coffee but pricey thanks to Bidenomics and Bidenflation) Needless to say, the first order of business was ordering a new coffeemaker. I have little doubt that the Angry Accountant will complain of course, but toleration of his usual tight fistedness will not be welcome today.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/chuck-Norris.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6379\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/chuck-Norris.jpg?resize=240%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/chuck-Norris.jpg?resize=240%2C300&amp;ssl=1 240w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/chuck-Norris.jpg?resize=120%2C150&amp;ssl=1 120w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/chuck-Norris.jpg?resize=400%2C498&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/chuck-Norris.jpg?w=562&amp;ssl=1 562w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/hz\/mobile\/mission?p=6EZp4BjX1EZhrIEoNgdk3zZk0bSFDfyKy8ElGmI9MLSrGlLDpiFKKCF1IidcN%2F8g6gbZU6VR4rqBID0FKvgndKaMPPIL%2Bh2Sfregynk%2FcD6Jw%2F%2Fs17vqkwybVc%2BEeQrX3eOPBAImmBPnxBgEtx6s1ZwG79ByTTf34F1tm86wAQy%2BQBU4eFRamwB5RY2UXe42Ilt%2FezfqiocKiQUj9su5mRJThn2PJ4XQGEDMggYNjUg9XFkBUqskhrNwO%2BRXXN8cOWaGW1TiuNRbvdIiv2HvRgfNJKWGIUz0bZ2Hn5HQmNeBVanrjLi2kwUsgeAuKkjJ7VxJcH%2Fq2KKg%2BSnvfUJ3OkaYm3OWNFH1XM9Zf%2Bvs7vjDToLqj%2B2xIu7NQk4e4T90wUoHUnyb%2BahrPjkap812bvzCFsCA79H7bYBut%2FkKPQW8AGUjTVcitA%3D%3D&amp;crid=8Q7YOHDPIX6B&amp;linkCode=ll2&amp;tag=angersentral&amp;linkId=fc89b3e0ccc8bbabf6e9341a6444cb47&amp;language=en_US&amp;ref_=as_li_ss_tl\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">new coffeemaker has been ordered<\/a> and will arrive tomorrow. Hopefully, the current, mortally wounded pot will be able to soldier on for another 36 hours. It has served honorably, however, it\u2019s time has come to be laid to rest. We ask that you pause for a moment to honor the memory of the Angry Coffee Maker.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you<\/p>\n<span id=\"post-ratings-43798\" class=\"post-ratings\" data-nonce=\"4b01c62772\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_43798_1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"1 Star\" title=\"1 Star\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(43798, 1, '1 Star');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(5, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_43798_2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"2 Stars\" title=\"2 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(43798, 2, '2 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(5, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_43798_3\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"3 Stars\" title=\"3 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(43798, 3, '3 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(5, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_43798_4\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"4 Stars\" title=\"4 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(43798, 4, '4 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(5, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_43798_5\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"5 Stars\" title=\"5 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(43798, 5, '5 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(5, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/> (<strong>4<\/strong> votes, average: <strong>5.00<\/strong> out of 5)<br \/><span class=\"post-ratings-text\" id=\"ratings_43798_text\"><\/span><\/span><span id=\"post-ratings-43798-loading\" class=\"post-ratings-loading\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/loading.gif?resize=16%2C16&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" class=\"post-ratings-image\" \/>Loading...<\/span>\n<p><i><b>~The Angry Systems Administrator~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/dr_strangelove_1ed07.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-13627\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/dr_strangelove_1ed07.jpg?resize=300%2C225&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/dr_strangelove_1ed07.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/dr_strangelove_1ed07.jpg?resize=150%2C112&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/dr_strangelove_1ed07.jpg?resize=400%2C300&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/dr_strangelove_1ed07.jpg?w=1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello, this is the Angry and caffeine starved Systems Administrator. Yes, you read that correctly. Caffeine starved. The Anger Central coffee maker has suffered a fatal injury. It has been mortally wounded. 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