{"id":43856,"date":"2024-11-02T07:47:08","date_gmt":"2024-11-02T11:47:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=43856"},"modified":"2024-11-02T07:47:08","modified_gmt":"2024-11-02T11:47:08","slug":"happiness-is-a-brand-new-coffee-maker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=43856","title":{"rendered":"Happiness is a brand new coffee maker"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hello everyone, this is the now happily caffeinated Angry Systems Administrator. About a week ago I posted an update<\/a> on the worst disaster of all time, the Anger Central Coffee Maker had broken.<\/p>\n


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I was able to take care of my caffeine requirements in the short term, but a replacement unit was required. I\u2019m not interested in the various types of \u201cFoo Foo\u201d coffee. I like my coffee the way God and Nature intended. Hot and black. Instead of getting some high end model, I just replaced the broken model with the same mode<\/a>l.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

Amazon had the new coffee maker here in a day. I set it up, and then ran several pots of water through it to clean it out and break it in. Finally, the first pot was made.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

I am happy to say that the new machine is working to spec. In fact, comparing it to the old machine, I can see that the old machine had been on it\u2019s way out for some time. Still, it lasted a long while, at least 5 years, which isn\u2019t bad for a cheap coffee maker. To celebrate the new system, I placed an order for more coffee from our supplier.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

There are two items that we all need to insure happiness and success. One is coffee. I will not give up coffee no matter what.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

The other is, bacon. And beef. Pork isn\u2019t bad and chicken is also good.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

While I can live without bacon for a short period of time, not having coffee is a great way to have really bad things happen. Therefore, keep your Systems Administrator properly caffeinated isn\u2019t just good business, it\u2019s one way to save the world. It\u2019s coffee drinkers that make things, work, not tea drinkers.<\/p>\n

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Thank your<\/p>\n

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~The Angry Systems Administrator~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hello everyone, this is the now happily caffeinated Angry Systems Administrator. 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