{"id":46059,"date":"2025-11-23T09:30:12","date_gmt":"2025-11-23T14:30:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=46059"},"modified":"2025-11-23T09:30:12","modified_gmt":"2025-11-23T14:30:12","slug":"todays-comedy-special-eric-swalwell-for-govno-of-kalifornistan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=46059","title":{"rendered":"Today\u2019s comedy special, Eric Swalwell for Govno of Kalifornistan"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good day all. Eric Swalwell, (D-China), has been making a complete ass of himself in the House of Representatives for years. He\u2019s also a known security risk thanks to his play \u201cLoad the torpedo in the Tube\u201d with a Chinese Communist spy known as Fang Fang.<\/p>\n


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He has nothing but contempt for the Constitution, especially for the 2nd<\/sup> Amendment. He is known for threatening to use nuclear weapons on American gun owners.<\/p>\n

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More recently, he was referred to the Department of Justice<\/a> for potential Mortgage Fraud and tax evasion charges. Now to add to his comedy routine, Comrade Eric Swalwell has announced that he is running for the office of Govno of Kalifornistan. Here are the details from Fox News<\/b><\/a>:<\/p>\n

Rep. Eric Swalwell<\/a>, D-Calif., announced on Thursday he is launching a campaign for California governor in 2026. <\/b>The congressman and longtime foe of President Donald Trump<\/a> made the announcement during an appearance on the late-night show, “Jimmy Kimmel Live!”<\/b><\/p>\n

That Swalwell has been eyeing the governor\u2019s office in Kalifornistan is not a secret. Why he announced it on Kimmel\u2019s show, which has seen his ratings collapse since Disney tried to fire him, and caved in to the Woke Mobe of Hollyweird not to, is anyone\u2019s guess.<\/p>\n

“He\u2019s going to hate tonight\u2019s episode,” Swalwell wrote on X in response to a social media post from the president criticizing Kimmel for being “biased” and having “no talent.” <\/b><\/p>\n

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Kimmel was essentially fired for his big mouth. Now that he\u2019s managed to con his way back on the air, he\u2019s been doubling down on stupid and his ratings? There are a number of YouTube channels that draw more watchers then he does. If Swalwell thought he was going to get a big bounce by announcing his candidacy on Kimmel? I don\u2019t think the message went very far.<\/p>\n

The Democrat lawmaker vowed to be a “protector and fighter” if elected governor. <\/b><\/p>\n

Of who? Certainly not the Constitution of the United States and not American citizens. I\u2019m guessing he\u2019s going to fight for illegal aliens and the People\u2019s Republic of China, who own him outright.<\/p>\n

Swalwell told the San Francisco Chronicle ahead of his announcement that the next governor of the Golden State should have two objectives. <\/b><\/p>\n

Let me guess. Putting illegal aliens ahead of American citizens and handing over the state to the People\u2019s Republic of China?<\/p>\n

“One, keep Trump out of our homes, streets and lives,” he said, adding that the second is to “write the story of a new California on lower prices, on business growth and modernizing the state.” <\/b><\/p>\n

Well I wasn\u2019t to far off. It sounds like he plans to have the state secede from the Union. Now if Kalifornistan wants to lower prices and see business growing, then elect Republicans, both in the legislature and the Governors office. As for Swalwell? Yeah, he will continue the Kalifornistan Democrat Party tradition of making things even worse then they already are.<\/p>\n

“I\u2019m running to be a governor for all Californians,” he later told MediasTouch. “I\u2019m the son of two Republicans, the son of a cop, and I grew up in a law-enforcement family. I worked as a prosecutor myself. I know that whether you\u2019re a Republican or a Democrat in this state, public safety for yourself, your kids, and your community is a top priority.” <\/b><\/p>\n

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There is quite a field running for the office of General Secretary<\/i><\/span> Governor of the People\u2019s Republic of Kalifornistan. A couple are Republicans, who, thanks to the rigging of the electoral system in Kalifornistan, have pretty much no chance of winning. The other Communists<\/i><\/span> Democrats?<\/p>\n

Other candidates include former U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services Xavier Becerra, former U.S. Rep. Katie Porter and billionaire activist and 2020 presidential candidate Tom Steyer for the Democrats.<\/b><\/p>\n

Katie Porter has been \u201cOuted\u201d as a classic Karen. She has a long history of abusing her staffers and has nothing but contempt for the average person. Xavier Becerra should be jailed for his years of ignoring the Constitution, not to mention his actions in the Biden Maladministration. He knew perfectly well that Dementia Joe Biden was unfit to hold office and did nothing.<\/p>\n

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Tom Steyer is another rich Leftard in the George Soros mode and is probably looking to purchase the governorship and use it to turn Kalifornistan into his own personal kingdom. Eric Swalwell is cut from the same totalitarian mold and brings nothing to the table.<\/p>\n

Since the GOP has essentially no chance, the choices for the remaining voters can be summed up very simply. They are screwed. It won\u2019t matter who they vote for, the people of Kalifornistan are going to get the government they so richly deserve, good and hard. As for Swalwell? With luck, he\u2019s next on the indictment list.<\/p>\n

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