{"id":46637,"date":"2026-02-23T12:32:45","date_gmt":"2026-02-23T17:32:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=46637"},"modified":"2026-02-23T12:32:45","modified_gmt":"2026-02-23T17:32:45","slug":"ok-who-invited-the-noreaster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=46637","title":{"rendered":"OK, who invited the Nor\u2019Easter?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Good day all. Once again, Amazon failed to deliver my order of Global Warming and we\u2019re getting another 12+ inches of snow. This is on top of the 7 inches we were gifted by Great Earth Mother Thunberg Saturday.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.pinimg.com\/736x\/39\/8d\/d2\/398dd2b6e7c07d4339978341842937cf.jpg?resize=370%2C600&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"370\" height=\"600\" \/><br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>The storm is really going to slam New York City and Comrade Mayor Mamdani has put out a call for snow shovelers. Oh, you must have a valid ID and Social Security number in order to shovel snow in the People\u2019s Republic of New York City. (So no illegal aliens and no minorities since the Democrats say they are to ignorant to get an ID)<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.pinimg.com\/736x\/d1\/35\/1a\/d1351a956bcdd220bafb3768d4436f0a.jpg?resize=400%2C283&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"400\" height=\"283\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I expect this storm to be another epic failure for that Marxist idiot. His \u201cWarmth of Collectivism\u201d isn\u2019t going to melt the snow. Up here in New Hampshire, the plows are already at work. I never bothered to put the Anger Central Snow removal tools away from the last storm so they\u2019re ready to go.<\/p>\n<p>One problem is with She Who Must Be Obeyed. She thinks she\u2019s going to work today. Most small businesses have closed for the duration of the storm along with all the schools, both in New Hampshire and the CommonPoverty of Taxachusetts where she works.<\/p>\n<p>As I write this, it looks like the snowfall has paused slightly, but we\u2019re anticipating anything up to almost 2 inches an hour for most of the day. Of course, this is New England and the weather can change at the drop of a hat. We all know just how accurate the Weather Trolls are.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.pinimg.com\/736x\/ec\/6d\/29\/ec6d297c3f5a63c88543282f0ff1d383.jpg?resize=400%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Supposedly, we\u2019re getting more snow later this week. I can\u2019t say I\u2019m surprised about all this. I didn\u2019t send the Anger Central Snowblower in for servicing this year. Why does that matter? Ever since I first purchased that thing, whenever I have it serviced, we don\u2019t see much snow. When I don\u2019t, we get hammered. I will be scheduling it for servicing after the winter season has run it\u2019s course. In the mean time, a shoveling we shall go.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter \" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.pinimg.com\/736x\/4c\/27\/f8\/4c27f843849fda406f473499e48bf425.jpg?resize=331%2C441&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"331\" height=\"441\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Thatisall<\/p>\n<span id=\"post-ratings-46637\" class=\"post-ratings\" data-nonce=\"97c4dbae3b\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_46637_1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"1 Star\" title=\"1 Star\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(46637, 1, '1 Star');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(5, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_46637_2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"2 Stars\" title=\"2 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(46637, 2, '2 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(5, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_46637_3\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"3 Stars\" title=\"3 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(46637, 3, '3 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(5, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_46637_4\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"4 Stars\" title=\"4 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(46637, 4, '4 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(5, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_46637_5\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"5 Stars\" title=\"5 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(46637, 5, '5 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(5, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/> (<strong>4<\/strong> votes, average: <strong>5.00<\/strong> out of 5)<br \/><span class=\"post-ratings-text\" id=\"ratings_46637_text\"><\/span><\/span><span id=\"post-ratings-46637-loading\" class=\"post-ratings-loading\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/loading.gif?resize=16%2C16&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" class=\"post-ratings-image\" \/>Loading...<\/span>\n<p><i><b>~The Angry Webmaster~<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good day all. Once again, Amazon failed to deliver my order of Global Warming and we\u2019re getting another 12+ inches of snow. This is on top of the 7 inches we were gifted by Great Earth Mother Thunberg Saturday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[32,43,181,71,315],"tags":[44,6,276,57,93],"class_list":["post-46637","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-global-warming","category-hero","category-news-of-the-day","category-precious-snowflakes","tag-globull-worming","tag-humor","tag-snowmageddon","tag-technology","tag-weather"],"views":100,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":17230,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=17230","url_meta":{"origin":46637,"position":0},"title":"New England bracing for more snow","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"February 8, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Alright, that's it. I've had it. As I sit here typing this post up, there is another 2+ inches of Global Warming on the ground, and according to the weather reports, I can expect another 2-5 inches by the end of the day.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Global Warming&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Global Warming","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=43"},"img":{"alt_text":"snow in Israel","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/snow-in-Israel-300x200.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":42035,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=42035","url_meta":{"origin":46637,"position":1},"title":"OMG! It\u2019s Snowing out! The world is coming to an end! We\u2019re all going to die! Yawn","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"January 7, 2024","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. Up here in the North Eastern United States, we are in the midst of the first snow storm of the season. According to the Weather clowns, it\u2019s a \u201cMajor Northeaster and if you go out you will DIE!!! Well, maybe, if you are from Florida or Texas\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Economy&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Economy","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=176"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/eyerolll-brain.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":14198,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=14198","url_meta":{"origin":46637,"position":2},"title":"Oh Joy, another Storm of the Century","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"February 12, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. Yes, another storm approaches the headquarters of Anger Central. As you might expect, it\u2019s being called a \u201cPotentially historic\u201d storm, possibly the \u201cStorm of the Century!\u201d What it will be is yet another snow storm.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Global Warming&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Global Warming","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=43"},"img":{"alt_text":"\"Papa\" John and his camaro","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/camaro-150x150.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":17279,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=17279","url_meta":{"origin":46637,"position":3},"title":"Oh Wonderful! More Global Warming on the way","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"February 14, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. If you have been following the weather reports, you will know that the Northeast is about to get slammed yet again with another 12+ inches of Global Warming. That will be followed by several days of subzero climate change.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Global Warming&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Global Warming","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=43"},"img":{"alt_text":"snow in Israel","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/snow-in-Israel-300x200.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":17329,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=17329","url_meta":{"origin":46637,"position":4},"title":"Enough is enough with this snow already!","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"February 21, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"I am about to go stark raving bonkers. We are about to get more snow this weekend. I've just spent a couple of hours on the roof of the Anger Central Primary dwelling shoveling several tons of Al Gore's dandruff off before the weight brought everything down.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Global Warming&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Global Warming","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=43"},"img":{"alt_text":"Al-Gore Fire Breathing Dragon","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Al-Gore-Fire-Breathing-Dragon-300x240.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":17113,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=17113","url_meta":{"origin":46637,"position":5},"title":"The Great Blizzard of 2015 and other figments of our imagination","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"January 26, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. Tonight we will start getting slammed with a good 2+ feet of snow near the Anger Central Primary Dwelling. Needless to say, the Angry Groundskeeper is not looking forward to the shoveling and snowblowing that he\u2019s going to have to do.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Global Warming&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Global Warming","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=43"},"img":{"alt_text":"snow in Israel","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/snow-in-Israel-300x200.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46637","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46637"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46637\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46639,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46637\/revisions\/46639"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46637"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46637"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46637"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}