{"id":5161,"date":"2011-10-13T10:24:57","date_gmt":"2011-10-13T14:24:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=5161"},"modified":"2012-04-07T14:33:47","modified_gmt":"2012-04-07T18:33:47","slug":"who-invited-the-damn-troll","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=5161","title":{"rendered":"Who invited the damn troll?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Greetings all. Angry Systems Administrator here. Some of you may have seen some really insulting comments on a couple of posts today.\u00a0It seems that a troll stopped by and took a dump on the comment section.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Since both the Webmaster and I don&#8217;t check the mail during normal working hours, we didn&#8217;t see the alerts come in until a little while ago. When I logged in and saw the notices, my first thought was &#8220;WooHoo!\u00a0People\u00a0commented!&#8221; Then I read the comments.<\/p>\n<p>It looks like either a 99&#8217;er or some other left wing moonbat type spotted us and decided to spread manure around. Now understand, while the Angry Webmaster and I may be a bit to the right of center politically, we don&#8217;t have a problem with people from the left side of the street posting comments.<\/p>\n<p>We would rather they do so in a nice way, presenting their arguments in a logical manner. Yes, I do understand how difficult that is for most moonbats, but think just how good you&#8217;ll feel about yourself when you try. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve deleted the posts and banned the troll. He can go spread his sewage elsewhere. I would recommend places like the Huffington Post, The Daily Kos and the Democratic Underground. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>Now, I know the Angry Webmaster does go over the top a bit, Ok, he uses an old Saturn 5 booster ((<a href=\"https:\/\/secure.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/en\/wiki\/Saturn_V\" target=\"_blank\">The Saturn V moon rocket<\/a>)), but if you notices, he doesn&#8217;t use a lot of foul language. He actually thinks about what he&#8217;s going to say and tries to use appropriate language when he&#8217;s ripping someone apart.<\/p>\n<p>So in future people, if you plan on being a troll, I will blast you with the &#8220;Genuine Anger Central Toll Cannon&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/trollgun.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5450\" title=\"trollgun\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/trollgun.jpg?resize=486%2C424\" alt=\"\" width=\"486\" height=\"424\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/trollgun.jpg?w=486&amp;ssl=1 486w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/trollgun.jpg?resize=300%2C261&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/trollgun.jpg?resize=150%2C130&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/trollgun.jpg?resize=400%2C348&amp;ssl=1 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 486px) 100vw, 486px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\u00a0By the way, that thing on the end is a sound suppressor. I don&#8217;t like loud noises when I blast trolls. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><em>~The Angry Webmaster~<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span id=\"post-ratings-5161\" class=\"post-ratings\" data-nonce=\"10b6391206\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_5161_1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"1 Star\" title=\"1 Star\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(5161, 1, '1 Star');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_5161_2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"2 Stars\" title=\"2 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(5161, 2, '2 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_5161_3\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"3 Stars\" title=\"3 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(5161, 3, '3 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_5161_4\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"4 Stars\" title=\"4 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(5161, 4, '4 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_5161_5\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"5 Stars\" title=\"5 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(5161, 5, '5 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/> (<strong>3<\/strong> votes, average: <strong>1.00<\/strong> out of 5)<br \/><span class=\"post-ratings-text\" id=\"ratings_5161_text\"><\/span><\/span><span id=\"post-ratings-5161-loading\" class=\"post-ratings-loading\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/loading.gif?resize=16%2C16&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" class=\"post-ratings-image\" \/>Loading...<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Greetings all. Angry Systems Administrator here. Some of you may have seen some really insulting comments on a couple of posts today. It seems that a troll stopped by and took a dump on the comment section. <a href=\"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=5161\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":5450,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[32,100],"tags":[40,34],"class_list":["post-5161","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-general","category-moonbat","tag-general-housekeeping","tag-stupidity"],"views":807,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/trollgun.jpg?fit=486%2C424&ssl=1","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":9455,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=9455","url_meta":{"origin":5161,"position":0},"title":"Another unoriginal troll","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"October 8, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. Once again the Musings of the Angry Webmaster has been hit by a troll in the comments section. You haven\u2019t seen it due to all new posters having to be white listed by either myself or the Angry Systems Administrator.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Moonbat&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Moonbat","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=100"},"img":{"alt_text":"Barking Moonbat","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/barking_moonbat3.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":4316,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=4316","url_meta":{"origin":5161,"position":1},"title":"Paula Priesse comments on conservative blogs","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"July 22, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all, it's the Angry Webmaster. It looks like Anger Central's pet Moonbat, Paula Priesse is a real hit. We've gotten some positive feedback on the young lady's scholarly videos, so we're going to keep posting them.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Entertainment&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Entertainment","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=4"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":8856,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=8856","url_meta":{"origin":5161,"position":2},"title":"Banning trolls, part 91238","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"August 19, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. As you may have gathered, I write posts about things that annoy me, (Progressives, Liberals, Democrats, Morons but I repeat myself), and things that I like. I have a comments section for people to respond to what I have to say. I don't get a lot of\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;General&quot;","block_context":{"text":"General","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=32"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/democrats-party-of-tolerance.jpg?fit=403%2C403&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":6704,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=6704","url_meta":{"origin":5161,"position":3},"title":"A question for our commentors","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"February 17, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. We don't get a lot of comments on this site, and most of the time they either reflect what we say or try and challenge us with opposing views. Generally, (And surprisingly), they are devoid of the hateful rhetoric seen on so many other sites.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;General&quot;","block_context":{"text":"General","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=32"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":11728,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=11728","url_meta":{"origin":5161,"position":4},"title":"Battle of the Spocks!","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"May 8, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. I'm still on travel with this POS laptop supplied to me by that evil, no good troll, The Angry Systems Administrator. It was a busy day today for me, but I was able to find this little gem on YouTube.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Entertainment&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Entertainment","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=4"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/double-facepalm.jpg?fit=640%2C512&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/double-facepalm.jpg?fit=640%2C512&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/double-facepalm.jpg?fit=640%2C512&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":35352,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=35352","url_meta":{"origin":5161,"position":5},"title":"Moments in history, memorable presidential quotes","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"August 23, 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. As I was reading assorted news and blog posts, I came across one from Paul Mirengoff of Powerline Blog that caught my attention. It wasn't so much the post itself as one part of it where Mr. Mirengoff posted some notable presidental quotes that were meant to\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;History&quot;","block_context":{"text":"History","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=5"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/useagle3.gif?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5161","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5161"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5161\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7291,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5161\/revisions\/7291"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5450"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5161"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5161"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5161"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}