{"id":5341,"date":"2011-10-28T09:43:29","date_gmt":"2011-10-28T13:43:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=5341"},"modified":"2011-10-28T05:45:13","modified_gmt":"2011-10-28T09:45:13","slug":"snow-snow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=5341","title":{"rendered":"Snow? SNOW!?!?!?"},"content":{"rendered":"

What is this white stuff on ground? Snow? How is this possible? I thought we were all going to burn to death when the Earth Exploded into flames due to global warming. That’s what Al Gore said would happen.<\/p>\n

Snow. I hate snow. I’ve arranged to have my semiautomatic snow removal device ((That would be a Snow Blower to you desert dwellers<\/strong><\/em>)) serviced, but it’s going to be three weeks before it’s ready. It looks like a lot of other people are getting ready for the Coming Incineration of All Life On EARTH in 6 Months Unless We throw Massive Amounts Of Money On Green Jobs!!<\/p>\n

Yeah, right.<\/p>\n

Last winter I had upwards of 6 FEET of “Global Warming” on my front lawn. I do not look forward to a repeat and was so hoping for some nice Global Warming this winter. From what I’ve been reading, the odds are we’re going to get buried again.<\/p>\n

It seems that the Sun, you know, that big bright yellow thing in the sky, has a lot more of an effect on the climate than Algore’s big mouth. Although, whenever he does start spouting off, the Earth does seem to want to go into an ice age.<\/p>\n

Now if you will excuse me, I need to go clean off the “Global Warming” that”s on my windshield.<\/p>\n

*grumble*<\/p>\n

~The Angry (and shivering) Webmaster~<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\"1\"2\"3\"4\"5 (2<\/strong> votes, average: 1.00<\/strong> out of 5)
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