{"id":5704,"date":"2011-12-03T08:02:39","date_gmt":"2011-12-03T13:02:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=5704"},"modified":"2014-02-02T06:57:13","modified_gmt":"2014-02-02T11:57:13","slug":"postal-worker-goes-postal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=5704","title":{"rendered":"Postal worker goes POSTAL!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Greetings all, Angry Webmaster here with an interesting news story. An Alabama postal worker opened fire in a post office. Hmm, didn&#8217;t anyone point him at <a title=\"Anger Central Main Site\" href=\"http:\/\/www.angry.net\" target=\"_blank\">Angry.net<\/a>? Really, one of the reasons we started this site way back when was the number of postal workers going violently nuts.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->If you read the opening of our main web site, it ask, <span style=\"font-family: Arial;\">&#8220;Are you a disgruntled postal employee?<\/span>&#8221; The idea was to have people vent their spleens here rather than climb up on a water tower or something and start shooting. Well, it seems that one Arthur Lee Darby Jr decided to not visit Anger Central and start shooting.<\/p>\n<p>From the Associated (<em>With Terrorists<\/em>) Press:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A 29-year-old postal employee was charged with two counts of attempted murder Friday after authorities said he used two guns to fire shots inside the main post office in Alabama&#8217;s capital city.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Two guns huh? Who did he think he was? <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Quick_Draw_McGraw_Show\" target=\"_blank\">Quick Draw McGraw<\/a>?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A spokeswoman for the U.S. Attorney&#8217;s Office, Clark Morris, said the man showed up for work in the mail sorting area and began firing shots about 6:30 p.m. Thursday. Witnesses said a supervisor yelled that a man had a gun, and employees scurried outside.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Scurry? More like running away in a blind panic me thinks. So why sort of damage did this dumb ass do?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The best news is that nobody was hurt and the local police responded quickly,&#8221; Postal Service spokesman Tony Robinson said Friday. &#8220;Management quickly had the building evacuated, which helped minimize the potential threat to the people.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Well that is good news. Not only is this dried out pile of slug droppings stupid, he&#8217;s also a lousy shot. I guess this explains the two guns. He thought he would have a better chance of hitting something. Well he did manage to hit the building. This genius is being held on (<em>Cue Doctor Evil<\/em>) $ MILLION DOLLARS bail. Somehow I really doubt he&#8217;s going to come up with it. I hope he enjoys the next 25 years in Club Fed. They&#8217;re going to slam his butt so far back in to a federal &#8220;Pound me in the ass&#8221;prison cell they will need a month to truck the light in.<\/p>\n<p>He really should have visited Anger Central. We do provide a service after all. (And not just venting either. We have a record of getting at least two women out of really bad, potentially dangerous situations. I&#8217;m really proud of that)<\/p>\n<p>So, if you are angry about something, don&#8217;t pull a gun and start blasting, unless it&#8217;s empty beer cans and paper targets, come here and post it to our little web site. 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