{"id":5848,"date":"2011-12-12T11:28:45","date_gmt":"2011-12-12T16:28:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=5848"},"modified":"2011-12-12T11:28:45","modified_gmt":"2011-12-12T16:28:45","slug":"12-reasons-to-vote-for-democrats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=5848","title":{"rendered":"12 reasons to vote for Democrats"},"content":{"rendered":"

I found this in the comments section of the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler<\/a>. Granted the poster was doing this tongue in cheek, but the sad part is, these reasons pretty much fit the typical Liberal Democrat.<\/p>\n

The 12 reasons I will vote Democrat:<\/strong><\/p>\n

    \n
  1. I will vote Democrat because I believe oil companies\u2019 profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 43% isn\u2019t.<\/li>\n
  2. I will vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.<\/li>\n
  3. I will vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine, as long as nobody is offended by it.<\/li>\n
  4. I will vote Democrat because I\u2019m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.<\/li>\n
  5. I will vote Democrat because I believe that people who can\u2019t tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don\u2019t start driving a Prius.<\/li>\n
  6. I will vote Democrat because I\u2019m not concerned about millions of babies being aborted, so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.<\/li>\n
  7. I will vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.<\/li>\n
  8. I will vote Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.<\/li>\n
  9. I will vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe groups who would never get their agendas past the voters.<\/li>\n
  10. I will vote Democrat because I think that it\u2019s better to pay billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.<\/li>\n
  11. I will vote Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I was promised \u201cHOPE AND CHANGE\u201d.<\/li>\n
  12. I will vote Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my butt, it\u2019s unlikely that I\u2019ll ever have another point of view.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    As the poster of this comment, LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech so succinctly put it,<\/p>\n

    It\u2019s be so much funnier if it wasn\u2019t the real live combat grade stupid they support.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    So true, so sadly true.<\/p>\n

    Thatisall<\/p>\n

    ~The Angry Webmaster~<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\"1\"2\"3\"4\"5 (5<\/strong> votes, average: 1.80<\/strong> out of 5)
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    I found this in the comments section of the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler. Granted the poster was doing this tongue in cheek, but the sad part is, these reasons pretty much fit the typical Liberal Democrat. 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