{"id":5904,"date":"2012-12-11T08:27:39","date_gmt":"2012-12-11T13:27:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=5904"},"modified":"2016-12-02T11:42:11","modified_gmt":"2016-12-02T16:42:11","slug":"santas-had-a-little-accident","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=5904","title":{"rendered":"Santa’s had a little accident"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good day all and Merry Christmas! (The hell with that “Seasons Greetings” crap) I was surfing around and it seems Santa was out doing a test flight and…well, there’s been an accident.<\/p>\n

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It seems that Santa had a run in with a United States Air Force fighter and well, I’ll let the pictures speak for themselves.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>\u00a0\"\"<\/a>\u00a0\"\"<\/a>\u00a0\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>\u00a0\"\"<\/a>\u00a0\"\"<\/a>\u00a0\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

This is what happens when you fly around without anti-collision radar and radar reflectors on your slay. I’m sorry, but one red-nosed\u00a0reindeer\u00a0just isn’t enough.<\/p>\n

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This must be the ultimate Christmas yard decoration 2011 (?)<\/span><\/span>The site is near the Oak Creek Bridge on the St. Michaels Road [MD 33]. The folks who own the property always have eye-catching displays celebrating various, holidays, through the year, this year they have certainly outdone themselves!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\n<\/span>Merry Christmas<\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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~The Angry Systems Administrator~<\/strong><\/em><\/div>\n
(Originally posted December 2011)<\/div>\n
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Good day all and Merry Christmas! (The hell with that “Seasons Greetings” crap) I was surfing around and it seems Santa was out doing a test flight and…well, there’s been an accident. 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