{"id":5988,"date":"2011-12-19T19:17:37","date_gmt":"2011-12-20T00:17:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=5988"},"modified":"2022-08-10T17:57:29","modified_gmt":"2022-08-10T21:57:29","slug":"kim-jong-ill-wont-be-down-for-breakfast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=5988","title":{"rendered":"Kim Jong-ill won\u2019t be down for breakfast"},"content":{"rendered":"

I\u2019m a little late on this, but I don\u2019t think Kim Jong Dead is going to complain to much. Yes, The original Dear Leader, (as opposed to that jug eared idiot in the Oval office), is finally pushing up the daisies.<\/p>\n

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At least now, the North Korean people might have something to eat. According to news reports, Kim Jong Dead suffered a heart attack, (How is this possible? He had a heart? Who Knew?) and kicked the bucket. I\u201dm not going to eulogize him. He should have been euthanized some time ago, like right after birth.<\/p>\n

It has now been announced that the new leader of North Korea has been named, and surprise surprise, it\u2019s Kim Jong-il\u2019s misbegotten spawn, Kim Jong-eun, (aka Kim Jong UnReady). I don\u2019t know much about this twerp, but he is only in his twenties and unlike his slaves subjects<\/em><\/span> people, looks like he could afford to lose a few pounds.<\/p>\n

No doubt he\u2019s just as ruthless as dear dead dad, but how long he will remain among the living is anyone\u2019s guess. He to might suffer a heart attack, probably of the copper jacketed lead type. That will put paid to “The Great Successor.”<\/p>\n

In any case, here is the obligatory Kim Jong Dead theme song:<\/p>\n

[youtube]http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=jdug6yHJB40[\/youtube]<\/p>\n

In all seriousness, no one has a clue what Kim Jong-UnReady might do with regards to South Korea and the nukes our last two presidents allowed North Korea to produce. A popular revolt along the lines of the “Arab Spring” is not going to happen. North Koreans literally don’t know there is a world outside of North Korea in most cases, and those that do think it is an even worse place than where they are.<\/p>\n

Hopefully this jerk isn’t as bugfuck nuts as his old man.<\/p>\n

An aside.<\/p>\n

I told Mrs. Webmaster that Kim Jong-il was dead. Her response?<\/p>\n

“Good!”<\/p>\n

Mrs. Webmaster is Chinese and her home is not all that far from the Korean peninsula.<\/p>\n

That is all.<\/p>\n

~The Angry Webmaster~<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\"1\"2\"3\"4\"5 (3<\/strong> votes, average: 1.00<\/strong> out of 5)
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The Apple Never Falls Far From the Tree in North Korea<\/a><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
During the past three years Kim began grooming his #3 son, Kim Jong Eun, to succeed him. Jong Eun, is a 28-year-old 4-Star general in the North Korean Army (perhaps the youngest general since America’s George Armstrong Custer–and …<\/div>\n
http:\/\/j-hawker.blogspot.com\/<\/a> \u2014 Mon, 19 Dec 2011 16:12:00 -0800<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Kim Jong Il death: U.S. wary of succession struggle in North Korea …<\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
U.S. officials long have worried that Kim’s death after years in power could set off a succession struggle, especially since his son and designated successor, Kim Jong Eun, is considered inexperienced and lacks support in some parts of North …<\/div>\n
http:\/\/paigeleo.wordpress.com\/ \u2014 Mon, 19 Dec 2011 13:52:46 -0800<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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American Power: Jang Sung Taek May Prevail in North Korean …<\/a><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
North Korean media extolled Kim Jong Eun on Monday as the \u201cgreat successor\u201d and the \u201coutstanding leader of our party, army and people.\u201d But it’s not so simple. The young man is likely to be overshadowed by a powerful uncle, Jang Sung …<\/div>\n
http:\/\/americanpowerblog.blogspot.com\/<\/a> \u2014 Mon, 19 Dec 2011 13:45:00 -0800<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Kim Jong Il dies: Is there hope for social media in North Korea?SMLRT<\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
By Emi Kolawole Could new leader Kim Jong Eun, right, seen here with his father, Kim Jong Il, open his country to social media? (Kyodo News – Associated Press) Kim Jong Il died Saturday, leaving the totalitarian-led and poverty-stricken …<\/div>\n
http:\/\/smlrt.com\/ \u2014 Mon, 19 Dec 2011 13:14:39 -0800<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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The Mil & Aero Blog: North Korea’s new leader<\/a><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
Kim Jong-il passed away this Saturday due to a heart attack, according to the North Korean government. The deceased’s youngest son, Kim Jong-eun, is taking his father’s place as the head of the country. North Korea has been making …<\/div>\n
http:\/\/milaero.blogspot.com\/<\/a> \u2014 Mon, 19 Dec 2011 13:13:00 -0800<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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North Korea’s Kim Jong Il dies at 69_????_????<\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
In September 2010, Kim Jong Il unveiled his third son, Kim Jong Un, as his successor, putting him in high-ranking posts. It is unclear whether the Swiss-educated Kim Jong Un, 27, has the skills to stay in power or keep the fragile country from …<\/div>\n
http:\/\/hi.baidu.com\/tjjie \u2014 Mon, 19 Dec 2011 13:02:19 -0800<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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War News Updates: It Will Be The Uncle Jang Sung Taek Who Will …<\/a><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
His youngest son and chosen successor, Kim Jong Eun, still in his 20s, has before him what appears to be the nearly impossible task of trying to rescue a failed state and perpetuate the family dynasty into its third generation. Read more . …<\/div>\n
http:\/\/warnewsupdates.blogspot.com\/<\/a> \u2014 Mon, 19 Dec 2011 13:00:00 -0800<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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UNL | Frame by Frame | Kim Jong-il’s Movie Mania<\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
Kim Jong-il is dead; good riddance! But perhaps you don’t know what the late despot also fancied himself a filmmaker and theoretician, as evidenced by his remarkably self-referential (but then, is that really any surprise?) text On the Art of the …<\/div>\n
http:\/\/blog.unl.edu\/dixon\/ \u2014 Mon, 19 Dec 2011 12:54:40 -0800<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Keller @ Large: Kim Jong Il’s Death Puts World Leaders On Alert …<\/a><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
Kim Jong Il, who ruled North Korea with an iron fist, is dead. Unfortunately, a dictator’s departure isn’t always followed by positive change.<\/div>\n
http:\/\/boston.cbslocal.com\/<\/a> \u2014 Mon, 19 Dec 2011 15:47:40 -0800<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Kim Jong-il Was Schizoid; Is His Son Too?<\/a><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
Kim Jong-il, the former supreme leader of North Korea who died on Saturday of cardiac arrest at 69, was known for his quirks, including an obsession with Elizabeth Taylor. But scientists say his idiosyncrasies added up to some serious …<\/div>\n
http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/<\/a> \u2014 Mon, 19 Dec 2011 15:40:00 -0800<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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North Korean Leader Kim Jong Il’s Death – Grendel Report<\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
DMITRY ASTAKHOV\/AFP\/Getty Images. North Korean Leader Kim Jong Il on Aug. 24. North Korean leader Kim Jong Il died the morning of Dec. 17, according to an official North Korean News broadcast at noon Dec. 19. Initial reports say Kim …<\/div>\n
http:\/\/grendelreport.posterous.com\/ \u2014 Mon, 19 Dec 2011 15:31:20 -0800<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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The Kim Jong Il Omnibus | The Vook Blog<\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
If Christopher Hitchens is wrong about the non-existence of a soul, he and Vaclav Havel must be giving Kim Jong Il a drubbing in whatever forum the.<\/div>\n
http:\/\/www.vook.com\/blog\/ \u2014 Mon, 19 Dec 2011 15:09:52 -0800<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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British Front Pages Remember Kim Jong Il<\/a><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
Meanwhile the Daily Express says “Germans beg us to stay in the EU”.<\/div>\n
http:\/\/www.businessinsider.com\/badoo-office-tour-photos-2011-06?op=1<\/a> \u2014 Mon, 19 Dec 2011 15:06:00 -0800<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Il Dead<\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
Second-generation North Korean dictator Kim Jong.<\/div>\n
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