{"id":6028,"date":"2011-12-22T18:45:55","date_gmt":"2011-12-22T23:45:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=6028"},"modified":"2011-12-22T19:03:25","modified_gmt":"2011-12-23T00:03:25","slug":"a-new-way-to-play-jingle-bells","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=6028","title":{"rendered":"a new way to play jingle bells"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Greetings all, in the spirit of the season, Santa has decided to grace is with a new and interesting way to play &#8220;Jingle Bells.&#8221; Santa uses a rather unorthodox musical instrument. I would assume this one will be in the percussion section. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>So without further delay, Santa Claus playing Jingle Bells on the Colt .45 Government model.<\/p>\n<p><center><br \/>\n<object id=\"flashObj\" width=\"486\" height=\"412\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"flashVars\" value=\"videoId=1340753100001&amp;linkBaseURL=http%3A%2F%2Fblutube.policeone.com%2Fpolice-cool-stuff-videos%2F1340753100001-santa-claus-plays-jingle-bells-with-the-colt-1911%2F&amp;playerID=1327646240001&amp;playerKey=AQ~~,AAAAGE7pRvE~,Duslmwmkc3Tdv0c5cAK80U-3j90mwaUt&amp;domain=embed&amp;dynamicStreaming=true\" \/><param name=\"base\" value=\"http:\/\/admin.brightcove.com\" \/><param name=\"seamlesstabbing\" value=\"false\" \/><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"swLiveConnect\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/c.brightcove.com\/services\/viewer\/federated_f9?isVid=1\" \/><param name=\"flashvars\" value=\"videoId=1340753100001&amp;linkBaseURL=http%3A%2F%2Fblutube.policeone.com%2Fpolice-cool-stuff-videos%2F1340753100001-santa-claus-plays-jingle-bells-with-the-colt-1911%2F&amp;playerID=1327646240001&amp;playerKey=AQ~~,AAAAGE7pRvE~,Duslmwmkc3Tdv0c5cAK80U-3j90mwaUt&amp;domain=embed&amp;dynamicStreaming=true\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"swliveconnect\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"pluginspage\" value=\"http:\/\/www.macromedia.com\/shockwave\/download\/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash\" \/><\/object><\/center>Now wasn&#8217;t that great?\u00a0 It brings a tear to my eye and should tie in nicely with <a title=\"Santa had a little accident\" href=\"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=5904\" target=\"_blank\">an earlier Christmas post<\/a> of mine.<\/p>\n<p>I think we may have a new musical tradition in the years to come.<\/p>\n<p>That is all<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>~The Angry Webmaster~<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<span id=\"post-ratings-6028\" class=\"post-ratings\" data-nonce=\"b5a0185c70\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_6028_1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"1 Star\" title=\"1 Star\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(6028, 1, '1 Star');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; 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