{"id":6048,"date":"2011-12-23T17:54:04","date_gmt":"2011-12-23T22:54:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=6048"},"modified":"2011-12-23T17:54:04","modified_gmt":"2011-12-23T22:54:04","slug":"musical-interlude-cat-in-the-kettle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=6048","title":{"rendered":"Musical Interlude: Cat in the kettle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Good evening all, It&#8217;s the Angry Systems Administrator. Now I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ve all watched The Angry Webmaster&#8217;s <a title=\"a new way to play jingle bells\" href=\"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=6028\" target=\"_blank\">latest attempt at music<\/a>. Well I decided I would both show him how it&#8217;s done and give a little mention to Mrs. Webmaster&#8217;s culinary skills.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>In this case I found a little ditty called &#8220;Cat in the kettle.&#8221; Before you jump on me, I&#8217;m not the one who pointed it out. That belongs to <a title=\"Oh God we're doomed when he sees this!!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.tomkratman.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Col. Tom Kratman<\/a> (Retired). Blame him. (Writers block is a horrible curse)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[youtube]http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=wOy2QCssTaI[\/youtube]<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and if you are concerned about Mrs. Webmaster finding out? Don&#8217;t worry. When asked about all the missing dog and cat posters in the area, she just smiles and keeps working with her meat cleaver.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>~The Angry Systems Administrator~<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<span id=\"post-ratings-6048\" class=\"post-ratings\" data-nonce=\"da61650d07\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_6048_1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_on.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"1 Star\" title=\"1 Star\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(6048, 1, '1 Star');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_6048_2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"2 Stars\" title=\"2 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(6048, 2, '2 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_6048_3\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"3 Stars\" title=\"3 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(6048, 3, '3 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_6048_4\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"4 Stars\" title=\"4 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(6048, 4, '4 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_6048_5\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars_crystal\/rating_off.gif?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"5 Stars\" title=\"5 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(6048, 5, '5 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(1, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/> (<strong>3<\/strong> votes, average: <strong>1.00<\/strong> out of 5)<br \/><span class=\"post-ratings-text\" id=\"ratings_6048_text\"><\/span><\/span><span id=\"post-ratings-6048-loading\" class=\"post-ratings-loading\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/angry.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/loading.gif?resize=16%2C16&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" class=\"post-ratings-image\" \/>Loading...<\/span>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good evening all, It&#8217;s the Angry Systems Administrator. Now I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ve all watched The Angry Webmaster&#8217;s latest attempt at music. Well I decided I would both show him how it&#8217;s done and give a little mention to Mrs. Webmaster&#8217;s culinary skills. <a href=\"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=6048\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,6],"tags":[4,6,31],"class_list":["post-6048","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-humor","tag-entertainment","tag-humor","tag-youtube"],"views":1158,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3055,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=3055","url_meta":{"origin":6048,"position":0},"title":"No Walking Dead until October 2011!!!","author":"Angry Systems Administrator","date":"December 9, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"Hi all, It's the Angry Systems Administrator, coming to you live and in person from the Anger Central Datacenter. I don't know about you, but I like watching the occasional zombie flick. The Angry Webmaster's wife, Mrs. Webmaster is flat out addicted to them.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;General&quot;","block_context":{"text":"General","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=32"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":19490,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=19490","url_meta":{"origin":6048,"position":1},"title":"Friday coolness","author":"Angry Systems Administrator","date":"November 6, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Hello, this is the Angry Systems Administrator. 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(Although I will say his piece on the retirement of the USS Enterprise was good)","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Entertainment&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Entertainment","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=4"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":5668,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=5668","url_meta":{"origin":6048,"position":3},"title":"The history of English","author":"Angry Systems Administrator","date":"November 26, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all, it's the Angry Systems Administrator. 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Since he hasn't whined about his mouse pad in the last 15 minutes, I got a chance to take a look at upcoming movies.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Entertainment&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Entertainment","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?cat=4"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6048","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6048"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6048\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6052,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6048\/revisions\/6052"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6048"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6048"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6048"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}