{"id":670,"date":"2009-09-09T19:45:36","date_gmt":"2009-09-09T23:45:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=670"},"modified":"2009-09-09T19:45:36","modified_gmt":"2009-09-09T23:45:36","slug":"obama-speaks-tonight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=670","title":{"rendered":"Obama speaks tonight!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Our fearless leader, President Jugears, is going to give yet another speech on how his plan to destroy the health care system of this country is actually a good thing.<\/p>\n

He’s correct. Obamacare is guaranteed to kill the elderly, the extremely sick, the crippled and those born prematurely.<\/p>\n

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Now, all the other blogs are saying “We’re going to watch this speech so you won’t have to.”<\/p>\n

Well, I’m not. You ARE going to have to watch the speech because I’m going to read a book, and mope around the house.<\/p>\n

“Mope around the house? Why are you doing that Oh Great and Angry Webmaster?”<\/p>\n

Simple really. Mrs. Webmaster is airborne as of this posting and is on her way to China. I won’t see her for 3 months. I think this gives me a reason to mope, don’t you? This is why I can’t be bothered to watch the Coke Snorter in chief lying though his teeth tonight.<\/p>\n

You might head over to No Runny Eggs<\/a>. Steveegg is talking about Drunkblogging tonight. Me, I’ve had a long day in the office and plan on boiling my brain with a SciFi novel instead.<\/p>\n

So if you will excuse me, my chocolate ice cream is melting.<\/p>\n

Good night and enjoy President Pinocchio’s speech.<\/p>\n

~The Angry Webmaster~<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Our fearless leader, President Jugears, is going to give yet another speech on how his plan to destroy the health care system of this country is actually a good thing.<\/p>\n

He’s correct. Obamacare is guaranteed to kill the elderly, the extremely sick, the crippled and those born prematurely. Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7,8,35],"tags":[15,18,8,34],"class_list":["post-670","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-medicine","category-politics","category-tyranny","tag-incompetence","tag-obama","tag-politics","tag-stupidity"],"views":1095,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2168,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=2168","url_meta":{"origin":670,"position":0},"title":"Live! 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