{"id":6741,"date":"2012-02-19T18:56:05","date_gmt":"2012-02-19T23:56:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=6741"},"modified":"2012-02-19T18:56:05","modified_gmt":"2012-02-19T23:56:05","slug":"a-thought-for-the-next-president","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=6741","title":{"rendered":"A thought for the next president"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good evening all. As you might have guessed, I’m not overly thrilled with the current crop of morons running for president on the Republican ticket. I recently saw something that gave me an idea. It’s something we should ask all of our presidential candidates.<\/p>\n

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What is this idea? Read below.<\/p>\n

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My first act as President of the United States will to be shot. That\u2019s right, SHOT. With a high-powered assault rifle. Immediately after taking the oath of office, I will be escorted about twenty yards away and be shot publicly in a non-lethal area of my body by a highly trained Navy SEAL sniper. It will hurt like fuck.<\/p>\n

Why would I do this? Because I will now be commander-in-chief of the armed forces. This means that during my term I will probably have to make some tough decisions affecting the survival of other men. And as commander-in-chief, I shouldn\u2019t expect anyone in our military to do anything I\u2019m not willing to do myself.<\/p>\n

That includes getting shot. Me being shot will be broadcast live world-wide via satellite, with no bleeping out of the incredible string of curse words I will undoubtedly let fly with. I will be required to walk\/limp\/crawl on my own power a minimum of 50 yards through the mud to an ambulance that will take me away to patch me up.<\/p>\n

If I can\u2019t make it on my own, I\u2019m not tough enough to be your President.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I think this would be a great idea. In fact I think all politicians might benefit from getting shot with a non-fatal wound and forced to drag themselves to an ambulance, and if they can’t do that, then they can’t hold whatever office they have been elected to. Now,what presidential candidate will say this is the reason to vote for him\/her?<\/p>\n

Thatisall<\/p>\n

~The Angry Webmaster~<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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