{"id":7394,"date":"2012-04-17T13:24:40","date_gmt":"2012-04-17T17:24:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=7394"},"modified":"2012-04-17T13:24:40","modified_gmt":"2012-04-17T17:24:40","slug":"psa-moving-to-texas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=7394","title":{"rendered":"PSA, Moving to Texas"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good day all. It has come to our attention that many people are now fleeing the People’s Republic of California for the land of Milk and Honey known as Texas. The main reason the subjects<\/del><\/em> serfs<\/em> slaves<\/em><\/del> citizens of California are leaving the state is jobs. There aren’t any in what used to be called “Sunny California.Now, moving to Texas can be quite a shock to the newly freed people. Texans do things very differently and aren’t about to change their ways. So, as a Public Service, I have located and posted this poster for you. Please feel free to download it and use it as a point of reference. It will help you assimilate and understand the culture of freedom you have just joined.<\/p>\n

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I hope this Public Service Announcement will assist you in understanding and fully assimilating into the Great State of Texas.<\/p>\n

Now, for the Due Diligence. I do not live in California and wouldn’t be caught dead there. I also don’t live in Texas, although I have considered moving there. I do see a lot of opportunity and I enjoy freedom. Recently, my home state overthrew<\/em><\/del> voted out of office most of the criminals<\/em><\/del> Democrat and has been working hard to reverse the damage they did. Unfortunately, it will take a few more election cycles to fully remove the trash<\/del><\/em> Democrat politicians still in office.<\/p>\n

Thank you<\/p>\n

~The Angry Webmaster~<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\"1\"2\"3\"4\"5 (1<\/strong> votes, average: 1.00<\/strong> out of 5)
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Good day all. It has come to our attention that many people are now fleeing the People’s Republic of California for the land of Milk and Honey known as Texas. The main reason the citizens of California are leaving the state is jobs. There aren’t any in what used to be called “Sunny California. 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