{"id":870,"date":"2009-09-20T06:41:20","date_gmt":"2009-09-20T10:41:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=870"},"modified":"2015-06-19T18:26:22","modified_gmt":"2015-06-19T22:26:22","slug":"dokken-vs-chicken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=870","title":{"rendered":"Dokken vs Chicken"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I found this over at <a title=\"The Anti-Idiotarian Rotweiller\" href=\"http:\/\/nicedoggie.net\/\" target=\"_blank\">Emperor Misha I<\/a> site this morning. I don&#8217;t use or recommend this product, (In fact I don&#8217;t like it myself. We&#8217;re certainly not getting any money from them, (Although we will cheerfully take any they throw our way, just don&#8217;t expect a great review)<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Still, this is one of the better ads we&#8217;ve seen recently. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[youtuber youtube=&#8217;http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Uoy8q3Xld9w&#8217;]<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">As a Systems administrator, I still chuckle at the IBM &#8220;Magic Pixie healing dust.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/3nbEeU2dRBg\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">When are those idiots in marketing going to figure out that if an ad is interesting and actually entertains, rather then annoys us, we&#8217;re more likely to buy their product? \u00a0Ok, we probably not. Now if you will excuse me, the Webmaster just walked by and said &#8220;Wish me luck! I&#8217;m off to crash the server!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><em>~The Angry Systems Administrator~<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">[yasr_visitor_votes size=&#8221;medium&#8221;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I found this over at Emperor Misha I site this morning. I don&#8217;t use or recommend this product, (In fact I don&#8217;t like it myself. We&#8217;re certainly not getting any money from them, (Although we will cheerfully take any they throw are way, just don&#8217;t expect a great review) <a href=\"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=870\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[6,31],"class_list":["post-870","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","tag-humor","tag-youtube"],"views":1200,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":8943,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=8943","url_meta":{"origin":870,"position":0},"title":"Blame it on everyone, the music video","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"August 27, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"Good morning all. 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