{"id":874,"date":"2009-09-20T15:21:53","date_gmt":"2009-09-20T19:21:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=874"},"modified":"2015-03-05T04:31:40","modified_gmt":"2015-03-05T09:31:40","slug":"realtor-tells-daffy-khadafy-to-take-a-hike","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=874","title":{"rendered":"Realtor tells Daffy Khadafy to take a hike!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I saw this story on Fox News<\/a> and followed the line to the NY Post<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Get Lost Khadafy! Realtor nixes uptown rental<\/h2>\n

<\/p>\n

Keep on moving, Moammar<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Agents for the terrorist-coddling Libyan strongman Moammar Khadafy were met with a strong-arm from a real-estate broker they approached to rent a posh Upper East Side townhouse for his visit to the city this week.<\/p>\n

The broker, with characteristic New York chutzpah, told them to take a hike back to the desert.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Heehee! What a shame. Daffy Khadafy was told to take his tent and pitch it where the sun don’t shine. [Although we’re sure that the region in question has been visited many times by Bill E. Goats<\/em>]<\/p>\n

“They kept asking, ‘What would be the price? What would be the price?’ I thought about it and said, ‘Why don’t you send Megrahi back to Scotland, and then maybe we can work something out.’ They hung up on me immediately,” said Jason Haber, a broker for Prudential Douglas Elliman.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

What’s the matter? Poor little babies can’t handle a little advice? They didn’t like the terms of the deal. Let’s give them a great big awww.<\/p>\n

Bwhahahahahahaha!<\/p>\n

“They were very rude on the phone, and I asked who it was for. They said it was for a high-ranking member of the Libyan delegation, and they said there would be high security,” he said.<\/p>\n

“It sounded more and more to me as we spoke that this was for Khadafy.”<\/p>\n

But while only one of the building’s three apartments was on the block — a 3,700-square-foot duplex for $28,000 a month — the Libyans insisted on renting the whole building.<\/p>\n

“At that point, I knew the deal couldn’t happen, so I was hoping maybe I could solve an international political situation through a simple real-estate deal — but I guess it wasn’t meant to be,” he said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Well, we know what a great commission this would have been for you, so allow me to offer an alternative. It has White Sands, suitable for the Bedouin and lots of fireworks for our<\/span> his enjoyment. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

You made a good business decision in my opinion. I think we shall do our part and highly recommend an agent who knows when to tell a terrorist loving tyrant to shove off. Personally, I think you’re going to see a significant upswings from potential clients now. I know we’ll do our part to send as many your way as we can.<\/p>\n

Thank you from Anger Central. It looks like regular Americans are going to have to do the diplomatic jobs the morons in Washington won’t do.<\/p>\n

~The Angry Webmaster~<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I saw this story on Fox News and followed the line to the NY Post. Get Lost Khadafy! Realtor nixes uptown rental<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3,8,9],"tags":[6,8],"class_list":["post-874","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crime","category-politics","category-terrorism-crime","tag-humor","tag-politics"],"views":1210,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":21799,"url":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=21799","url_meta":{"origin":874,"position":0},"title":"Obama voting for Trump!","author":"Angry Webmaster","date":"July 24, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Good day all. 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