{"id":8930,"date":"2012-08-26T09:24:23","date_gmt":"2012-08-26T13:24:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=8930"},"modified":"2012-08-26T10:28:02","modified_gmt":"2012-08-26T14:28:02","slug":"democrats-steal-c-h-h-m-to-wreck-republican-convention","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angry.net\/blog2\/?p=8930","title":{"rendered":"Democrats steal C.H.H.M. to wreck Republican Convention"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good day all. No doubt you are aware that the Republican Convention is scheduled to occur this week in Tampa, Florida. Unlike the train wreck that the Democrat Convention <\/a>has become, the Republican version was moving along like a well oiled machine.<\/p>\n

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That is, it was until Obama ordered the theft of the Cheney Halliburton Hurricane MachineTM<\/sup>. As you know, The CHHM was last used against New Orleans in August, 2005 when the city was devastated. Thanks to the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, Mayor Ray Nagin and Governor Kathleen Blanco, both fine Progressive Democrats, were ruined politically. Many Democrat voters were forced to leave the city and have since been prevented from returning. This insured the election of the Evil Republican Bobby Jindal and allowed the legislature to be taken over from the honest, hardworking Progressive Liberal Democrats by those evil Republicans.<\/p>\n

Now, Obama has managed to get his hands on the CHHM after ordering his minions to steal it from the Secret Halliburton Slave Labor Camp in Alaska. Once they had their hands on it, the Minions of Obama, (formally known as Occupy Wall Street), hooked their Mac Books and Ipads into the control interfaces and create Tropical Storm Isaac.<\/p>\n

There have been a few problems of course. First is the interface. Thanks to Steve Jobs orders, there are no apps available to tie into the control systems. This was done to prevent the Evil Overlord, Dick Cheney and his secret organization, Halliburton, from using any Apple products (Small problem here. Halliburton, being a private sector business, use the lowest cost tools available. Apple products are overpriced and locked down systems unsuitable for use by companies and individuals who like to modify things for their own use).<\/p>\n

Because of this issue, the mind numbed Obots, (Code named \u201cThe CHOOM GANG\u201d), trying to run the CHHM have had a few problems with steering the storm. They have managed to get it up to hurricane strength, but have not been able to lock it on target to hit and destroy the Republican Convention. As of this posting, it appears the Choom Gang is going to miss the target and pass west of Florida. However, there is a chance of it hitting New Orleans, (however small), again.<\/p>\n

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Choom Gang’s mobile C.H.H.M. control vehicle<\/p><\/div>\n

Just in case the hurricane does hit New Orleans again, Obama has ordered FEMA to have an all hands meeting in Hawaii. This meeting has been budgeted for $250,000,000.00 and should be completed in late September. Due to the incompetence<\/em><\/span> difficulty of the Obama Choom Gang<\/em><\/span> meteorologists have in predicting hurricanes and the chance that the Democrats<\/em><\/span> Isaac might hit Tampa, the Republicans have canceled the first day of the convention.<\/p>\n

We will keep you updated as the situation warrants.<\/p>\n

Thatisall<\/p>\n

~The Angry Webmaster~<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\"1\"2\"3\"4\"5 (1<\/strong> votes, average: 1.00<\/strong> out of 5)
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