I’m cooking as I post this and can smell some tasty meat baking on the oven in the Anger Central Cafeteria.<\/p>\n
While I’m waiting to do some basting, I was reading that horrid anti-American right win terrorist web site Fox News when I saw this extremely delicious item:<\/p>\n
2,700-Calorie ‘Super Scooby’ Burger Stands 6-Inches Tall, Weighs More Than 3-Pounds<\/strong><\/p>\n Talk about a super \u201cScooby\u201d snack! A take-out restaurant in Bristol, England, is serving up a burger so massive \u2013 it packs more calories than the government recommends a man or woman eat in an entire day.<\/span><\/p>\nThe towering burger is called the \u201cSuper Scooby.\u201d It’s 6-inches tall, weighs more than 3-pounds and packs a whopping 2,645 calories \u2014 more than the 2,550 recommended for men and much more than the 1,940 recommended for women.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
*Drool*<\/p>\n
Here’s what makes the \u201cSuper Scooby\u201d special:<\/span><\/p>\n\u2014 4 quarter-pound beef patties;<\/p>\n
\u2014 12 onion rings;<\/p>\n
\u2014 8 slices of bacon;<\/p>\n
\u2014 8 slices of cheese;<\/p>\n
\u2014 6 slices of tomato;<\/p>\n
\u2014 2 sesame buns;<\/p>\n
\u2014 Barbecue sauce;<\/p>\n
\u2014 Lettuce;<\/p>\n
\u2014 And a good slathering of mayonnaise.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
What? No ketchup? How can you have a burger without ketchup? Oh well, we must all suffer a few minor things when searching for the perfect burger.<\/p>\n
One person who might be able to gulp down the \u201cSuper Scooby\u201d without any problem is Olympic gold medal swimmer Michael Phelps.<\/p>\n
The U.S. Food and Drug Administration recommends 2,500-3,000 calories a day for men, depending on age and activity level. But Phelps consumes 12,000 calories a day while in training, just to maintain his weight. He could scarf down four of those burgers and still need a milk shake or two to maintain his competitive edge<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Somehow I think if Michael Phelps eat 4 of these things, he would sink right to the bottom of the pool. \ud83d\ude09 *burp*<\/p>\n
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To paraphrase an old commercial…<\/p>\n
I can’t believe I want to eat the whole thing!!<\/p>\n
[youtuber youtube=’http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=VFKifpMtlNs’]<\/p>\n
Now if you will excuse me, there’s some meat in need of a good bast. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n
~The Angry Webmaster~<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n[yasr_visitor_votes size=”medium”]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I’m cooking as I post this and can smell some tasty meat baking on the oven in the Anger Central Cafeteria.<\/p>\n
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