Romney takes dog on vacation, Obama has dog for dinner
Good day all, Angry Webmaster here. It seems that a minor issue came up overnight with regards to Obama’s dining habits. Apparently this exploded on Twitter last night and has been screaming around the internet.
It seems that when Obama was a lad in Indonesia, he was chowing down on Fido. The relevant passage about this appeared in his book, Dreams of my father:
With Lolo, I learned how to eat small green chill peppers raw with dinner (plenty of rice), and, away from the dinner table, I was introduced to dog meat (tough), snake meat (tougher), and roasted grasshopper (crunchy).
Now, this did occur when “The One” aka “Dog eater in Chief” was a child, but considering all the remarks they made about the Romney’s putting their dog, Seamus in a crate when going on vacation1.
The Romney’s caught all sorts of hell about this, with the animal rights fruitcakes going nuts over this. However, Seamus might have been under the dinner table now and then, he wasn’t ON the dinner table. Obama and his minions in the media went to town on this story for several weeks. Now, Mittens Obomney will have his revenge.
Thanks to John Hawkins of Right Wing News, Obomney now has a new campaign button:
Not to be outdone, he has also provided a new fund raising button for Obama:
Well, it looks like the animal rights whack jobs will be staying home now. They won’t vote for Mittens, and now they ethically can’t vote for “The Devourer of Dogs.” Yes, I think this will be very entertaining for the rest of the week.
It has come to our attention that Obama is a serial puppy eater. It appears that he has cooked and eaten Hitler’s dog. Granted, Hitler is a scumsucking sleazeball, but his dog never hurt any of the fleas on it’s back.
Now one minor problem. Hitler’s dog was named Blondi, not Fluffy. Fluffy was Eva Braun’s cat and there is no record of Obama chowing down on kittens.
~The Angry Webmaster~