Now, even God is angry with Obama

Poor Obama, he can’t catch a break in Israel. It looks like God is punishing him for trying to throw Israel under the bus. Well, now that he is finally visiting the Holy Land, God is getting his revenge on King Putt.

Now a little background. Il Douche does not like Israel. In fact, he has people in his administration who have called for a multinational invasion of Israel to force the Israeli’s back the 1967 borders and forcibly disarm them ((Samantha Power)). He has backed all the Radical Islamic Fundamentalists now taking over the various Arab countries surrounding Israel.

Well, Der Fubar has finally deigned to visit Israel, and that’s when the fun began. First, the Presidential Limousine, known as the Beast, had a little mechanical problem. The car, which is well armored, has a diesel engine. Well, when someone went to fill the tank, they put gasoline in it instead of diesel fuel. Here are a few details from MSN:

President Obama hadn’t even gotten to Israel before things started going wrong with his visit. The official limo awaiting Obama’s arrival had to be towed in Jerusalem at 10 a.m. Wednesday, just two hours before the president landed in Tel Aviv. The issue? The driver filled the car — a custom-built, super-secure Cadillac known as the “Beast” — with regular gas instead of the diesel fuel it requires, causing it to fail to start. Oops. Luckily, multiple official vehicles are flown ahead to Obama’s destinations, so an identical backup limo was summoned. Here’s hoping they brought a more clued-in driver, too.

Heh Heh Heh.

The latest incident occurred when Obama was planning to fly to Bethlehem via helicopter. God decided that he was going to throw a wrench into that plan as well. Here are a few details from The Telegraph:

Having encountered a broken down limousine at the start of his Middle East trip, a desert sand storm on Friday brought Barack Obama a different transport problem – his helicopter couldn’t fly.

Fierce winds forced the US president to rearrange his plans on the final leg of his three-day visit to Israel and the Middle East as the hitherto clear blue skies above Jerusalem turned a musty grey. Officials decided the conditions made it too dangerous for helicopter flight.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *sniff* *giggle* *gasp*

I wonder just what the SCoaMF expected after years of antisemitism and borderline threats towards Israel? He probably thought he would get a warm welcome from the Palestinians on West Bank. After all, he’s been pretty much doing all he can to destroy Israel short of an all out attack. Nope, they hate that lying piece of canine solid biological wast product. More from the Telegraph:

The two presidential choppers landed in the Palestinian presidential compound in Ramallah twenty minutes ahead of schedule. The force of their landing blew plumes of dust and litter over thin lines of ceremonial guards and bagpipers saluting the arrival.

John Kerry, the US secretary of state, hit the red carpet first, followed by Barack Obama. The welcome ceremony lasted five minutes, with time for only solemn-faced handshakes and a reedy rendition of the Star Spangled banner before presidential entourage disappeared into Muqata’a building. The red carpet rolled up promptly behind them.

Well that’s a great start to winning the hearts and minds of the people. Hit them with the prop wash from a couple of helicopters.

The pageant of love Mr Obama has engaged in with Benjamin Netanyahu may have won over several Israeli hearts, but it may have caused considerable damage to his relationship with the Palestinians.

Somehow, I doubt he’s won over that many Israelis. They’ve seen what a real dirtbag he is and Prime Minister Netanyahu ((Benjamin “Bibi” Netanyahu)) periodically ripping him a new one didn’t help.

Just 100 metres away from the Muqata’a, a small crowd of angry demonstrators gathered outside a Kentucky Fried Chicken, contained by flanks of riot police. “Obama get out”, they chanted in the direction of the president.

Ahmad, 27, was nursing a broken arm having been shot with a rubber bullet by Israeli soldiers during a protest at Qalandiya checkpoint last Friday but supported the demonstrators.

“When he got the presidency, he said he would do lots for Palestine but he did nothing,” he explained. “Now Palestine is angry, as you can see. Most Palestinians hate Obama – he will only make more problems for us”.

Welcome to Obamaland Ahmad. Now you can see what we’ve been dealing with for the last four years. You should have paid attention. We’ve been saying for some time now that any promise Obama makes is just like carton of milk. It has a shelf life. To be honest, milk’s shelf life is generally a lot longer then an Obama promise. Now, go get your bomb vest and start practicing how to blow yourself up. After all, I’m sure you don’t want to have another premature detonation. Look what happened to your hero, Achmed the Dead Terrorist ((Achmed the Dead Terrorist)) Now allow me to give you a tip. Be sure to light the fuse before you leave the safe house. If it’s windy out, you might not be able to keep the match lit. Also, since you will be in a hurry, use a short fuse. You don’t want to keep those 72 virgin goats waiting!

Getting back to Obama’s campaign trip to Israel, I would have to say it’s pretty much of a bust. No one trusts Obama on any side over there and the Israelis will do what it takes to keep Iran from getting nuclear weapons. It’s pretty obvious Obama won’t.

The idiots from the Westboro Baptist Church, (I’m not linking to those scum. Look it up yourself) like to say “God hates fags!” (That’s homosexuals for you British smokers) The reality is that God is having a ball making Obama’s trip to the Holy Land, much like his entire administration, an utter and complete failure. He’s also making sure that the mechanics are fully employed in repairing the engine to the limo. God loves mechanics.

Thatisall

~The Angry Webmaster~

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