Meet Obamacare’s “Pajama Boy”

Never in the field of political stupidity, was so much owed by so many to a single asexual loser. (With apologies to Winston Spenser Churchill ((Never was so much owed by so many to so few)))

Greetings all, with the current debacle ongoing with A&E’s decision to fire the star of their most successful television show because he believes in the Bible, you might have missed the news of Obama’s latest attempt to sell Obamacare. We speak of one Ethan Krupp, who has become the latest “Model” to push Obamacare down the unwilling throats of younger Americans.

Mr. and I use that term advisedly, Krupp is an employee of Organizing for America, the Obama crime syndicate’s front organization. He was asked to pose for a picture in the latest attempt by Der Fubar to convince people that aren’t going to be screwed by Obamacare. I would describe the picture, but you really need to see it to believe it.

Yeah.

Here is someone I can rely on, in a dangerous situation, to run screaming for mommy. The article on Mr. Krupp by the Washington Examiner is mostly pictures posted by this little mamma’s boy. The phrase when looking at these photos is “I like wedgies!” I have no idea who the Hell thought using Dear sweet little Ethan as the poster child for the Millennial’s was a good idea. Somehow I really doubt it was anyone who has any experience in marketing or has had sex with another person. (Rather then with him/herself)

The jokes started coming fast and furious, literally within moments of this ad being posted on Twitter. One of the best ones was from Dana Loesch on Twitter when she remarked:

“All natural birth control right here ladies.”

Over at the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler, Emperor Misha, once he picked up his jaw after looking at this twerp in his Onsie’s said:

His Imperial Majesty’s testosterone level dropped by three orders of magnitude just looking at that picture, so Merry Christmas, Your Highness, no nookie until 2024. But we can knit you a sweater or give you a manicure instead.

You can say what you want about ProgSocialists, but they have the most unintentionally hilarious ideas about what constitutes “outreach.” And they also just bombed the U.S. birthrate for the next decade, because any previously functional male is now too busy trying to make his little feller come out just to pee to waste any time even thinking about procreation.

Ah, we get it. THAT’S the ProgTard idea of “Free Birth Control”. That guy. Guess what? They’re brilliant, because it works.

That permed hipster and his horn-rimmed glasses drinking hot chocolate in a onesie would make a horny sailor 9 months out of port lose his mojo, he would make Hugh Hefner become a monk, his effeminate visage will sterilize bunny rabbits at four hundred paces… As a matter of fact: If you should experience erections lasting four hours or more after using Viagra™, JUST LOOK AT THAT PICTURE!

As long as you’re fine with not having another throbber for a few years at least.

The comments section, (of which yours truly contributed), was even worse. (And no less hilarious) I particularly liked the one saying that Poor Little Ethan has to rent his testicles….From Hamsters. Poor Little Ethan has become an Internet verb in record time. He will forever be known as “Pajama Boy,” the ultimate loser with no hope of ever getting a girlfriend, even an inflatable one.

In case you have forgotten, and without a doubt, the SCoaMF’s in the Obama Regime are praying you have, this was all about getting the under 35 crowd to sign away their lives and sign up for Obamacare. Whoever is managing all the groups creating these ads should really sober up, get straight and start actually looking what is being produced. Such as this little gem I just found:

[youtuber youtube=’http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azoWedQH8zQ’]

Yep, nothing like a bunch of “men” cavorting around the Christmas tree in their underwear to make me run out and sign up for Obamacare. I have to wonder who IS actually handling the advertising for Obamacare? The Marx Brothers and the Three Stooges are long since departed, and they had a lot more common sense then the blithering idiot letting these disasters go out. All it does is show the target audience that signing up for Obamacare, at least for the men, means the end of any chance at heterosexuality. And for the women, well they DID want free birth control. Somehow, having the same sex lives as a Catholic Nun probably wasn’t how they anticipated avoiding unwanted pregnancy.

Thatisall

~The Angry Webmaster~

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