Obama’s top priority is finding a new pastry chef

Good day all. We have a number of major crises going on, both at home and abroad that Barack Obama should be concentrating on. The economy is in the toilet, the healthcare system is collapsing, Russia is on the verge of invading Ukraine and we have a missing airliner that may have been stolen by terrorists.

With all these things, what is the one thing on Obama’s mind, other then his golf game? Finding a new pastry chef after his current one quit in disgust with Michelle Obama’s big fat mouth. Here are some of the details from the Daily Caller:

White House executive pastry chef Bill Yosses is resigning after First Lady Michelle Obama fundamentally changed his job duties to focus on healthier food. Yosses is leaving the White House in June to work on a new project focusing on “food literacy” and The New York Times says Michelle is “partly to blame.” The openly gay chef was hired by Laura Bush in 2007 to make his trademark cookie plates and sugar sculptures. Mrs. Obama took over in 2009 and ordered Yosses to make healthier plates in smaller portions.

First, why does the writer mention Mr. Yosses sexual orientation? It isn’t germane to the story and should have been edited out. Besides, the more important thing is that he was ordered by Michelle “Marie Antoinette” Obama to make stuff that wasn’t in his job description. Probably things like Tofu cookies and Kelp Brownies or something equally disgusting.

Yosses began replacing butter with fruit puree and sugar with honey and agave. But Yosses was never fully committed to the new policy.

“I don’t want to demonize cream, butter, sugar and eggs,” Yosses said, noting that his departure from the White House is a “bittersweet decision.”

The fact that you were able to put up with that loudmouth trailer trash cow for 5 years speaks volumes to your patience.

Michelle Obama said in a statement that she is “incredibly sad to see Bill Yosses go.”

Somehow I really doubt that.

“I am also so grateful to him for his outstanding work, not just as the White House pastry chef, producing the most delectable creations for everything from birthday celebrations to state visits, but also as a key partner helping us get the White House kitchen garden off the ground and building a healthier future for our next generation. I wish Bill and his husband, Charlie, all the best in their future endeavors,” Michelle Obama said

Ok, I see why the reference to his lifestyle. Mrs. Trailer Trash brought it up. However, the fact that she drove this man out of one of the best jobs around tells me all I need to know about her concerns for “The little People. What is it with Progressive Liberal Democrat First Ladies and the waves of destruction that flow behind them in the White House?

We have Michelle Obama acting like she is the queen and expecting to be waited on hand and foot. Hillary Clinton was probably the most corrupt First Lady, what with the mass firing of the people in the White House travel office ((Tavelgate)), a good size body count ((Suicide of Vince Foster)) and all the other disasters ((Hillary Clinton’s Legacy of Scandal)) she presided over as first lady. Then there was Rosalynn Carter ((Eleanor Rosalynn Carter)), wife of the second worst president in history.

Now she wasn’t the complete disaster that Hillary and Wanda the Witch Michelle have been, but she had her moments. On the flip side were the Republican first ladies, such as Nancy Reagan, Barbara Bush, and Laura Bush. They also had their moments, but in general they understood what their job was and their responsibility as the First Lady of the United States. No matter their origins, they were, to put it bluntly, “Classy.” The Democrat First Ladies, especially Hillary and Michelle are nothing more then power seeking trailer trash shrews with delusions of entitlement. They truly believe that they are royalty and should be treated as such.

You can always tell how well a first lady was liked by what the White House staff thought of them. This also includes the Marines and Secret Service details. They won’t say anything on the record, but many rumors do manage to come out after the current President leaves office. Laura and Barbara Bush were both well thought of, I honestly can’t speak to how they thought of Rosalyn Carter, but Hillary Clinton was despised and I suspect the same thing will happen with Michelle the Moocher.

I wish Mr. Yosses good luck in his new job and I have no doubt he will land on his feet. With any luck, the Obama’s will land in prison when their reign of terror ends in 2017.

Thatisall

~The Angry Webmaster~

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