Global Warming canceled due to extreme cold

Good day all. It seems that the fanatics from the Church of Global Warming are about to get another dose of reality thrown at them. The Earth has decided to flip them the bird and send a Polar Vortex down into the lower 48 for a visit.

According to Accuweather.com only eight states in the Union are going to escape the arctic like conditions now pouring into the Midwestern states. In the areas where the vortex has come in, temperatures have dropped more than 40 degrees. Here are a few details from Accuweather:

As the polar vortex gets displaced to the south, the door will open for arctic air to plunge over most of the United States as the new week progresses. Only the Southwest, Hawaii, Alaska and South Florida will escape the grip of the upcoming arctic blast that the polar vortex can be blamed for.

I wonder if anyone has bothered to tell that SCoaMF, Obama and the morons at the EPA that Mother Nature is not cooperating with them? Considering what that blithering idiot is doing in China ((Obama vows drastic emissions cut)), I doubt it. So what is the Polar Vortex?

“The polar vortex is a large pocket of very cold air, typically the coldest air in the Northern Hemisphere, which sits over the polar region,” stated AccuWeather.com Senior Meteorologist Alex Sosnowski. “Occasionally, this pocket of very cold air can get dislodged farther south than normal, leading to cold outbreaks in Canada and the U.S.”

I first heard about the Polar Vortex last winter when we had a massive cold snap. Because it was so cold in the North East, Anger Central saw it’s heating bills skyrocket. Part of that issue was a problem with the natural gas suppliers getting product into the Northeastern states. Heating oil was even worse. (The Anger Central Primary Dwelling is heated with Gas) According to Accuweather, the coldest parts of the United States will be in the central states from Montana and the Dakotas down through Texas, parts of Louisiana and into Mexico.

For this current outbreak, the harshest cold in relation to normal will encompass the northern Rockies and Plains. However, temperatures will also plummet throughout the Northwest and to the Gulf Coast and I-95 corridor. “The combination of cold air, wind and other conditions, including snow in part of the Midwest and northern Plains, will send AccuWeather RealFeel® temperatures plunging below zero in some locations.”

From what I’ve been hearing from some people out there, they have seen temperatures drop from the 60’s down into the 20’s and lower. For even more fun, it looks like we might get some snow in our area. Good thing the Anger Central Snow Blower has been serviced and is due for delivery later this week. The Angry Groundskeeper is going to be putting it through it’s paces if we get snow with this extreme cold.

As you might expect, the “Usual Suspects” are in complete denial about the cold weather and are still screaming out “The Earth is going to Burn and We Are All Going To DIE!” unless, of course, we pay tribute to the Church of Global Warming Climate Change, (High Priest Al Gore presiding) RIGHT NOW! One of the reasons people have stopped worrying about Global Warming, and it’s newest incarnation, Climate Change is simple. People look out their windows, read their heating bills and recall what a pleasantly cool summer we had this year. Global Warming is a fraud and as to Climate Change? I have news for you religious fanatics. The climate is always changing. It’s called “The Weather!”

I was just outside and it’s a comfortable 62 degrees Fahrenheit. I expect the temperatures to plummet in the next 48 hours to below freezing. I am not looking forward to that. I wish there was actual global warming. I wouldn’t have to worry about my heating bills then. An added benefit to a warmer climate is longer growing seasons which means More Food to eat. Now if you will excuse me, I need to go dig out my cold weather gear.

Thatisall

~The Angry Webmaster~

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