Want warmer temperatures? Move to Mars

Good day all. We are in the midst of some dangerously cold weather here at Anger Central. It has reached -10 Fahrenheit in the last couple of days. As you might expect, the Church of Global Warming is saying that this is all the fault of humanity.

And to that I say, stuff it somewhere the sun never shines butthead! It’s cold here and there hasn’t been any increase in global temperatures in over 18 years. If you want to go someplace that’s warmer then we are, might I suggest Mars? Yes, I do mean the 4^th planet from the sun. The temperatures there are warmer then they are on Earth. (Which is closer to the sun and actually has life on it) Here are the details from The Daily Mail:

Time to stop remarking about how unearthly cold it is outside because on Thursday, Mars was actually warmer than many parts of the U.S. The daytime high in the red planet’s Gale Crater, as recorded by NASA’s curiosity Rover, was 17.6 degrees F – a whopping 11 degrees warmer than the 6-degree high in Green Bay, Wisconsin.

So, what do you have to say about that Al Gore? It’s actually warmer on a planet that’s further from that giant warm yellow ball then we are.

Mars just recently passed its closest orbit to the sun, which partially explains why the temperature was relatively balmy. The Gale Crater is also located in one of the warmest parts of the planet, near the equator.

I don’t know about you, but I’m ready to move there for the winter. Global Warming, or as the moonbats now call it, since the globe isn’t actually getting warmer, Climate Change, has always been a big scam, and now scientists are beginning to question the “Settled Science.” In an article in the Economic Times:

Two of three scientists at a session on climate change and society at the Indian Science Congress on Tuesday felt fears of man-made global warming were greatly exaggerated. Their presence at the conference was particularly significant in light of the current ‘development-versus-environment’ debates.

“While I agree that glaciers are melting because of global warming, if this is because of man, then what was the reason for the melting of the glaciers in the Gondwana period long before man arrived on the planet?” asked Dhruv Sen Singh, Centre of Advanced Study in Geology, University of Lucknow.

Oh No! He has asked a question that must never be asked! He has looked at the actual geological record and found some very unsettling, (To the Global Warming moonbats), information.

According to him, fears of climate change amount to propaganda and “unnecessarily cause panic”. “The Cretaceous period 65 million years ago was the hottest in the history of the earth. Man was not around at the time,” he added.

It was those damned dinosaurs and their fossil fuel burning cars…oh wait. Dinosaurs ARE fossil fuel, aren’t that?

Singh said that if climate change was the cause of glaciers retreating, they should all be retreating at the same rate. “But in reality they are retreating at different rates, and some were advancing,” said Singh. “Despite the melting of glaciers, only at some places the sea level is rising, whereas at others it is constant, possibly due to the sinking of land,” he added.

There he goes again, actually looking at what is actually happening rather then made up hockey stick graphs. The Earth has been a lot hotter in the past as Dr. Singh said and it has been a lot colder, to the point that the Earth was a giant snowball with ice down to the Equator. Basically what these scientists are saying is, the climate is ALWAYS changing and will always do so until the sun expands and we some real Global Warming….In about 4 billion years or thereabouts.

Thatisall

~The Angry Webmaster~

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