Tea Party Bees attack Obama!

Greetings one and all. In a news story from the Telegraph, there was an attack by a swam of bees on President Obama and a number of children. The attack took place during a storytelling outside of the White House.

Reports are sketchy, but unnamed sources from within the Administration report that no one was injured and that Attorney General Eric Holder has ordered an investigation into conservative political groups as well as determining if the bees were actually a racist swarm. Here are some of the details from The Telegraph:

A group of unwelcome bees disrupted US President Barack Obama’s storytelling session for children at the launch of the White House Easter egg roll on Monday.

Storytelling? So Obama was reading from the Affordable Care Act, (Obamacare), telling children that if they liked their doctors, they could keep them? So he’s telling them a horror story? Nice guy.

As the president was reading from ‘Where the Wild Things Are’, bees began buzzing around the children seated on the South Lawn. Mr Obama told the panicked children, “Bees are good. They won’t land on you. They won’t sting you. They’ll be OK.”

Oh My God! He’s even lying to children! Bees will sting you if they perceive you as a threat to the hive. When they are swarming, it can mean that a hive has just split and a group of bees are looking for a new home. And then there is the problem that some people are allergic to bee stings and can die if stung. Typical of this SCoaMF, rather then move the children inside and protect them until the swarm left or could be dealt with, he leaves them out their and tells them to ignore any potential dangers.

Fortunately, no children were harmed in the making of this blog post, no thanks to Der Fubar. As mentioned, anonymous sources in the White House and Justice Department are looking at a potential connection with the Tea Party and other Conservative groups. The Civil Rights division is looking into potential violations of the children’s rights and trying to determine if the swarm was racially motivated. The sources also flat out denied that the bees were chanting “Allah Akbar as they flew around, frightening the children. Congress is looking into forming an investigative committee to determine if the swarm was using nongovernmental email servers. As more facts become available, we will keep you informed.

Thatisall

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